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"Yeah, going hunting in the morning." "Great! What time are we leaving?" "Uh......"
Go kill some *censored* and quit moping.
This is the best thread I've read in a long time. The reality of married life is a lot more entertaining when it's somebody else's.
Hang in there Bone, we all go through it.My wife just asked what I wanted for my birthday which is Saturday. I stood there silently for a second pondering. She says "If you thinking your going to miss thanksgiving dinner to go hunting your out of your mind." Freakin' mind readers. I am going to have to counter with some jedi mind tricks of my own. I am thinking sympathy card on this one. "Baby, it's my birthday. You wouldn't want me to be sad on my birthday would you?"On a side note I think the women realize that we are right 100% of the time. They just put up a fight in the hopes of catching us off guard and getting their way. I see right trough this facade. Sometimes she makes a good argument and almost has me convinced she is right. Just then I snap out of it. Theres no way she could be right. Common logic tells me that if I am right 100% of the time, then that leaves 0% chance of her coming out on top of this one.