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My name is TheSkyBuster and I'm A sky buster I have been diagnosed with a disease know as Accute Waterfowlethismós, Accute Waterfowlethismós is a phycological disorder common among males between 13 and 70 years of age but some cases have been reported in women and even certain breeds of dogs. Very little is know about the causes of Accute Waterfowlethismós. Accute Waterfowlethismós it is a very serious disease and it can have disastrous effects on a patients lifestyle and finances. Typical symptoms include waking up in the middle of the night or early hours of the morning, wandering through cold wet or frozen marshes in the dark (often while carrying large amounts of gear) only to stop and arrange a complicated display of floating plastic waterfowl then attempt to imitate the sound of a duck by blowing into a call to decieve the ducks to fly close enough to shoot out of the air. These attempts are often made in vain. Subjects also display a strong desire to dress themselves in thick, heavy, camo patterned clothing. Accute Waterfowlethismós has also been associated with uncontrollable impulse buying of certain items like decoys, calls, waders, guns, shells, meat smokers, and boats. In extreme cases sufferers will empty there bank accounts to obtain these items. Other symptoms including being unable to concentrate at work, daydreaming, constantly checking the weather forecast and tide tables. Sufferers of Accute Waterfowlethismós have been observed speaking a strange language with words like sprig, bulls, cans, divers, greenies, doubles, triples, and constantly asking when's LST? (legal shooting time) Sufferers of Accute Waterfowlethismós usually experience these symtoms in outbreaks or "Flair-Ups". Flair-Ups generally last between 4 and 6 months, during these months the patient will appear to be "In a daze" or "almost zombie like" escpecially when returning from the marsh. This is most likely associated with lack of sleep. At times between Flair-Ups they may becomed bored or depressed. There is no cure for Accute Waterfowlethismós but length of Flair-Ups can be greatly reduced with the help of Bitchygirlfriend, Bitchygirlfriend is not for everyone, talk to your guide or hunting buddies to determine if Bitchygirlfriend is right for you. If you start taking Bitchygirlfriend and your symptoms worsen or don't improve bitchygirlfriend will probably immedietly discontinue use. You should not take Bitchygirlfriend if you are already taking Bitchywife as serious health threats or death may result. You forgot to mention the side affects of taking Bithygirlfriend.......chronic headaches, loss of sexual desire, fatigue, sleeplessness, irritability and the occasional desire to shoot yourself!!
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