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How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« on: July 11, 2011, 05:38:17 AM »
Don't fu*& with another man's raffle.  :chuckle:

How to Buy a gun and Not Get Killed By The Wife
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"Right now, I am thinking that If my grandmother was here, she would be lecturing me about how there are poor people in Africa, that would just love to have a Ruger, I would just say "Great, granny, lets just ship all the Rugers to Africa!"


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It sounds like it's time to get a new gun.

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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2011, 07:18:40 AM »
1st thing that came to my mind was, layaway. But, I don't have to worry about my wife, she never says anything. I have the best wife.
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2011, 07:52:14 AM »
I'm with campmeat,,We had a house fire last month and lost everything including all my guns,,wife says you need to go buy a gun because i don't feel safe, so now one month later i have 3 ... so far..
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2011, 08:12:39 AM »
Quote from: Killmore on July 11, 2011, 07:52:14 AM
I'm with campmeat,,We had a house fire last month and lost everything including all my guns,,wife says you need to go buy a gun because i don't feel safe, so now one month later i have 3 ... so far..

Looks like we a got a couple of good women. Sorry to hear about the fire.
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2011, 08:23:24 AM »
lol  say that you're buying it for her,  lol  :chuckle:  :chuckle: i have  my wife has 7 guns,  lol  :chuckle:
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2011, 08:57:31 AM »
Quote from: CAMPMEAT on July 11, 2011, 07:18:40 AM
1st thing that came to my mind was, layaway. But, I don't have to worry about my wife, she never says anything. I have the best wife.

So your wife reads your posts too huh?
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2011, 08:59:41 AM »
Quote from: elkinrutdrivemenuts on July 11, 2011, 08:57:31 AM
Quote from: CAMPMEAT on July 11, 2011, 07:18:40 AM
1st thing that came to my mind was, layaway. But, I don't have to worry about my wife, she never says anything. I have the best wife.

So your wife reads your posts too huh?

 :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2011, 09:09:31 AM »
Just don't be married anymore??????    :dunno: :dunno: :chuckle: :twocents: :hello:
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 10:50:42 AM »
I've got a pretty understanding wife as well. To show my appreciation to her my new years resolution 2010 was not to buy any guns in 2010.  well i made it and right when it came time to start seeing what was available on my shopping list she said all the money we would have saved from not buying guns got put into building my jeep so no dice for a January 1st purchace.   :bash:
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It sounds like it's time to get a new gun.

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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 10:56:04 AM »
Heck I just go buy one and do not tell her .... :chuckle: :chuckle: :tup:
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 03:52:41 PM »
I was wondering why my wife says out of the blue, "So, when did you get that ? " Thanks for tellin' on me guys. I'll have to do Navy Seal style I guess.....sneaky !!!!!
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 04:07:00 PM »
At our house we have three checking acc. Her, mine and ours, we each put enough in the ours to cover all the bills.  Then if there is any left hers is her and mine is mine we never have to ask if we want something.  23 yrs of marriage and we've never had an argument over money and never had a late payment.  We were both married before and learned the hard way.  We still take each other out on dates.

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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 04:07:58 PM »
Buy a gun safe.  They reproduce over due time.
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 04:12:14 PM »
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Heck I just go buy one and do not tell her ....

Me too....

Been married 20 years.  I buy what I want.....don't need permission.
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Re: How to buy a gun without getting killed by the wife
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2011, 04:33:50 PM »
Quote from: h2ofowlr on July 11, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Buy a gun safe.  They reproduce over due time.

I've heard of that ....
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