He's not looking great, and while I want him to die at someone's hand (it'll be a loss if nature takes him) I would like to take this moment to thank Droopy for everything he has provided me:
1) A much higher fitness level that I would have without him: If I hadn't trucked up that hill 3000 times I'd be much fatter than I am now.
2) A bear: I would not have shot my bear this year had I not been up looking for Droopy.
3) Someone else with approximately 3 game cameras: Trying to catch Droopy on camera has resulted in 1 D-Bag stealing 3 of my cameras or 3 DBags stealing 1 of my camera's each.
4) An antler shed: Either there are 4 points everywhere up there, or I have Droopy's once worn antler. This is much more than D-Rock has (he only has a crappy movie).
Here's to you Droopy, you giant old split-eared SOB.
