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Its my wife's B-day and I told her we could stop by subway get a couple sandwiches then hike up and watch the sun set just me,her and hopefully a bear.  She was all about it until I mentioned the bear part.  I just don't understand what the problem is it sounds like a lovely evening to me. :dunno:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 12:42:50 PM »
Add something "shiney" in a small box hidden were you will sit and i bet she will go then....
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 12:43:14 PM »
Maybe she has a party in the neighborhood she'd rather attend? Just saying....

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 12:47:29 PM »
Maybe up the ante.  Get taco bell instead?    :dunno:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 01:04:47 PM »
Sounds like a great evening. I think maybe she don't like Subway.   :dunno:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 01:15:30 PM »
Maybe she has a party in the neighborhood she'd rather attend? Just saying....
I might want to stay home and attend that party myself.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 01:37:54 PM »
Sounds like a great evening. I think maybe she don't like Subway.   :dunno:

thats gotta be it.

subway AND hunting is a perfect birthday to me.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 02:13:15 PM »
Sometimes they just don;t know what is really fun.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 04:22:42 PM »
Maybe she has a party in the neighborhood she'd rather attend? Just saying....

Who plans a party during legal shooting light of hunting season? Thats just poor planning.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 04:42:27 PM »
Make it a seafood sensation and Ill go with ya!  :chuckle:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 04:55:20 PM »
Lol it was a good try  :tup:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 04:57:23 PM »
............are you making her buy ?  :chuckle:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 05:39:38 PM »
never argue with the wife,,,,,,,just dicker



























dick·er (dkr)
intr.v. dick·ered, dick·er·ing, dick·ers
To bargain; barter.
n.
The act or process of bargaining.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 06:10:06 PM »
Thanks rasbo I might try that tonight.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 08:20:41 PM »
I'll go with ya D- Rock, I love Subway and bear hunting! :chuckle:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2011, 07:15:20 AM »
never argue with the wife,,,,,,,just dicker



























dick·er (dkr)
intr.v. dick·ered, dick·er·ing, dick·ers
To bargain; barter.
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The act or process of bargaining.

Is that like: Liquor in the front           I'm guessing same o, same o !
                 Poker in the rear
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2011, 07:44:27 AM »
tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2011, 11:29:31 AM »
U oughta offer something romantic like pickin wildflowers (que country song) and then say you're going to bring a gun for protection from bears.  Then your romantic and a protector.  Its fail-safe really.

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2011, 11:39:53 AM »
tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag.... :dunno:
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year... :tup:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2011, 11:45:16 AM »
I would love going bear hunting for my birthday  :dunno:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2011, 12:24:38 PM »
you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2011, 12:33:58 PM »
Add something "shiney" in a small box hidden were you will sit and i bet she will go then....

Agree with this one.  Box of ammo.  I believe Remington or Winchester even sells them in pink boxes.  Can't get more thoughtful than that.
its remington I think and I darn near bought a box and I dont even own a 12 gauge :chuckle: hey its a pink ribbon pink box ammo gotta support the boobies ;)
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2011, 12:48:53 PM »
you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2011, 12:52:18 PM »
you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

BONUS :tup:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 01:26:42 PM »
I would love going bear hunting for my birthday  :dunno:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2011, 01:33:46 PM »
I would love going bear hunting for my birthday  :dunno:

When's you b-day ?
well unfortunately its in february  so not much bear hunting  :chuckle:

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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2011, 02:24:15 PM »
tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag.... :dunno:
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year... :tup:

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car.  :bash:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2011, 02:26:35 PM »
tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag.... :dunno:
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year... :tup:

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car.  :bash:

Croix,
Are we married to the same woman?

...where's your wife right now....?
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2011, 02:55:03 PM »
tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag.... :dunno:
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year... :tup:

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car.  :bash:

Croix,
Are we married to the same woman?

...where's your wife right now....?

 :chuckle: :chuckle:
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Re: wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2011, 03:03:21 PM »
Well........D-Rock, you are heading out tonight so you must have not pulled off the anniversary date bear hunt.....what was your fallback? Neighborhood party of ill repute? Subway? Trip to the jewelry store?

 


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