wifes birthday today (cant believe she doesnt want to go bear hunting)

[CAMPMEAT]

never argue with the wife,,,,,,,just dicker



























dick·er (dkr)
intr.v. dick·ered, dick·er·ing, dick·ers
To bargain; barter.
n.
The act or process of bargaining.

Is that like: Liquor in the front           I'm guessing same o, same o !
                 Poker in the rear

[jess]

tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

[luvmystang67]

U oughta offer something romantic like pickin wildflowers (que country song) and then say you're going to bring a gun for protection from bears.  Then your romantic and a protector.  Its fail-safe really.

[Pathfinder101]

tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag....
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year...

[runamuk]

I would love going bear hunting for my birthday 

[Elkrunner]

you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

[runamuk]

Add something "shiney" in a small box hidden were you will sit and i bet she will go then....

Agree with this one.  Box of ammo.  I believe Remington or Winchester even sells them in pink boxes.  Can't get more thoughtful than that.

its remington I think and I darn near bought a box and I dont even own a 12 gauge hey its a pink ribbon pink box ammo gotta support the boobies

[Pathfinder101]

you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

BONUS

[Elkrunner]

you have it all wrong..Just break open some of her best wine.  Get 2 bottles in her and you are good to go..she will probably pass out in the truck on the ride up!!

BONUS

It works on my wife!!!  LOL

[CAMPMEAT]

I would love going bear hunting for my birthday 

When's you b-day ?

[runamuk]

I would love going bear hunting for my birthday 

When's you b-day ?

well unfortunately its in february  so not much bear hunting 

[croix]

tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag....
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year...

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car. 

[Pathfinder101]

tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag....
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year...

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car. 

Croix,
Are we married to the same woman?

...where's your wife right now....?

[croix]

tell her your takin her huckleberry pickin and the rifle is just in case you see a bear and the binos are to spot the good huckleberry bushes... Oh and get a better sandwich..

See?  THis was actually how you should have handled it.  Too late now, cat's out of the bag....
Don't bring it up again.  Maybe she'll forget and you can pull it off next year...

Maybe she'll forget? I'm sorry, but if she is anything like my wife that ain't happenin. My wife can remember EVERY stupid stunt I've pulled - and there are many. In fact, just about the only thing she forgets is when maintenance is due on her car. 

Croix,
Are we married to the same woman?

...where's your wife right now....?

 

[h20hunter]

Well........D-Rock, you are heading out tonight so you must have not pulled off the anniversary date bear hunt.....what was your fallback? Neighborhood party of ill repute? Subway? Trip to the jewelry store?