I have a problem

[sticky]

We definitely have the addicts for a big time social program.  Maybe President Obamama will pump some gov't money into Guns Anonymous and we can have cartridge exchanges and take gunadone or methagun.  It will be awesome.

[jeepasaurusrex]

I thought all guns were test fired before they left the factory? Therefore, is there ever a true "never been fired gun" that is sold commercially? 

[NRA4LIFE]

I have guns I've never shot and I have several that don't even work.  I have separation issues when it comes to guns.  I have never sold even one.

[jeepasaurusrex]

With my wife's new job, I may have to buy a bigger gun safe. Is that considered a problem?

[Huntbear]

I am looking for a wealthy woman, so I can have the gun collection I wish to become accustomed to having, and the hunting trips I have always wished for...   

[Karl Blanchard]

I am kinda vain, my guns need to be functional and pretty!

[Johnb317]

What good does a gun do sitting in a case!   

Wife bought me a Benelli Pacific Flyway edition sbe    Guy at the shop shook his head and chuckled every time I came back in that shop... Couldn't believe I actually hunted with it.
The investment has paid off in lots of ducks and geese... oh and some pheasant too.... but I usually use a 20 for that.
Just sayin....

[alecvg]

What good does a gun do sitting in a case!   

Wife bought me a Benelli Pacific Flyway edition sbe    Guy at the shop shook his head and chuckled every time I came back in that shop... Couldn't believe I actually hunted with it.
The investment has paid off in lots of ducks and geese... oh and some pheasant too.... but I usually use a 20 for that.
Just sayin....

   I have 4 guns, hunting rifle, 870, little NEF 20 gauge, and a henry .22, use them all, all have signs of abuse.  Not saying I don't want more, cause I do, and I would like to get another .22 so I don't beat the crap out of the henry in the woods.

[jeepasaurusrex]

I can see it now....


"Wanted: Woman who can cook, clean, gut a deer, filet a fish and owns guns. Please send pictures of guns"

 

[krism83]

my wish list has grown so long, its hard for me to even keep track. Anytime I see a new model, or varient of some sort I have to have it, and on the list it goes. Impractical guns included, as well as the seemingly unattainable. I even want to buy guns that I have no intention of ever firing...my girlfriend used to think it was nice for me to have a hobby, then she saw that the only 5 bookmarks on my computer were hunting/gun related.

[Boss .300 winmag]

Maybe if we gunaddicts cry enough some of the members here will give us some, or ask the MODS to give us a gunfix.

[GHETTO GUIDE]

We definitely have the addicts for a big time social program.  Maybe President Obamama will pump some gov't money into Guns Anonymous and we can have cartridge exchanges and take gunadone or methagun.  It will be awesome.

 

I've been addicted to guns since my first try.  I couldnt escape them, they were everywhere I went. In all my favorite stores, my friends were doing them, and my dad got me started at a young age.  I even try to find money to get more, sometimes directly lying to my wife about why I need them and how much I spend on my habbit.  My addiction is so bad I feel I am close to overdosing.  PLEASE HELP ME!!! 

[JimmyHoffa]

It's a hoarding problem.  Guns and ammo, though at times I am successful at getting rid of the ammo...but I just seem to replace it all and have the same problem again.

[follow maggie]

The only gun problem I'm familiar with is that they get lonely and need a new friend added to the group periodically.

[norsepeak]

They actually breed.  I'll leave a couple guns in the dark of my gun safe, and a month later I'll go an open it up and.....whoops, they bred and now there is a new gun in there