I want to gather a team of experts to figure out how to genetically alter snow geese so they only migrate every other year. this way I can have a whole year of peace from the snow goose groupies...
maybe Im getting hyper sensitive; but this year it seems like the snow-jerks are getting even more aggressive in their "ruin it for everyone else" shenanigans? I mean snow geese are fun to shoot and all: but I am getting the impression there are some folks out there would run over their own mother for a shot at a goose. is there a cash bounty on snows that I wasn't aware of? because I know people are not going after them just for dried-out shards of Little chief "jerky".
and don't get me started on the "road hunters" that like to call what they do scouting.... maybe while were at it we could alter the snow geese to have chameleon like qualities so they are harder for a passerby to spot while on his drive to the Foxy Lady.
oh well rant over... and if your an honest, hard working and ethical snow goose hunter you probably already have the reading comprehension skills to determine I wasn't talking about you. keep calm and carry on, I am working on a solution.