MOOSE JUICE

[blessed]

I have a bottle of Moose Cow in Heat  from my BC hunt last year, Do you think it will still be good?? STB

[bucklucky]

Stick a little on your tongue, if its sweet its still good, if its bitter try again. If its still bitter throw it away

[Michelle_Nelson]

 

[bucklucky]

Sorry Smokey , Thats not right, I apologize for that

[boneaddict]

 
Have any clue what a small lovesick moose can do to you when he falls in love with you. 

[Skyvalhunter]

Nope, can you enlighten us?

[boneaddict]

Lets just say I aain't no buffalo.......

[KillBilly]

A female moose chooses her mate. Although she has to be in season, I am not sure it makes any difference what the male wants to do.

[boneaddict]

tell that to that bison.

[boneaddict]

Seriously, a young one like that fellow comes in for some lovin, and sometimes you can't scare them away.  It gets rather unnerving when you are standing there and the dumb *censored* is standing there at 15 feet drooling and slobbering and you can't shoo him away.  I'm sure the game department wouldn't take a self defense plea if you had to burn your OIL tag on a baby moose because he wanted to hump your leg.

[WDFW-SUX]

Young love struck ones scare the hell out of me. I had to throw rocks at one last year so it would leave my car truck alone Sucks to be the buffalo

[blessed]

OK so if I put it on the next guy that would eliminate the compitition? Or put a drag line behind the Dodge (they're tough) and drive up the road then turn around and drive back and make a choice? Where do I park it at knight though? Not at my camp!
I used a half of the bottle in Canada but never did see a moose for my 10 grand. (wifey went too.)Moose didn't want her eighther)

[boneaddict]

 
I was going to take Ridge bear hunting this fall, little did he know I was going to squirt huckleberry juice on his feet and then just follow him around.

[blessed]

hat bone adict, do you know any of the faris family?

[rackattack]

I'm sure the game department wouldn't take a self defense plea if you had to burn your OIL tag on a baby moose because he wanted to hump your leg.

[blessed]

That's Hay boneaddict...where's my spell check!
Ridge Bear would be wanting huckleberries too.
I wonder if the gass price will keep all the pickers at home.

[boneaddict]

I doubt it.  No, not that ring any bells