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Offline LoneArcher

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A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« on: April 24, 2012, 05:23:09 PM »
A man wakes up one morning in Montana to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear
Removers.'

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30
minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's gets a ladder,
baseball bat, shotgun and a mean old pit bull from the back of the van.

What are you going to do? the homeowner asks.

I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof. Then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab the bear by the
testicles and drag him into the cage in the back of the van.

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

What's the shotgun for? asks the homeowner.

If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 06:01:17 PM »
thats funny :chuckle:

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 06:32:59 PM »
 :yike: :chuckle:
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not!

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2012, 07:07:17 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 07:09:41 PM »
Lmao thats great

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 09:21:09 PM »
 :chuckle:

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 09:29:19 PM »
Haha!
The reason there are so many Ruger upgrades is because they're necessary.

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 09:40:30 PM »
 :chuckle: 

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Re: A joke I had to share with fellow bear hunters
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 09:42:20 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: Funny!
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