Canadian Beaver Trapper survives brutal sexual assault

[Humptulips]

Be careful out there guys!
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/?fbclid=IwAR0Fl4lq1gtppsWw20O0lgCrYWLii9yd-RCMSpKniUVvIcZItoe3oMFw-ZY

[Jason]

Some stories should never be told or kept to yourself. I'm not sure which one this is?   

[zwickeyman]

 I dont think I would have told any body if that happened to me

[Skyvalhunter]

I don't think I needed to read that

[trophyhunt]

Seriously, wth did I just read??    PLEASE DELETE this thread mods 

[Norman89]

It's still funny every year 

[Fl0und3rz]

Satire site.  IIRC, there was a real beaver attack story out of Russia where the dude died.

Belarus.

https://www.latimes.com/science/la-xpm-2013-apr-12-la-sci-beaver-kills-man-20130412-story.html

[Bullkllr]

Can't leave out the Foxworthy story:

[huntnfmly]

Usually you have to pay extra for that 😂😂😂

[Fl0und3rz]

$20, same as in town.

[Timberstalker]

From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.


 

[ghosthunter]

From the article:

I had warm beaver semen all over my hair, face, eyes and mouth, but man was I glad to be alive,” he said, visibly grateful.


 

 

[Bullkllr]

Now I'm afraid to read some of the other stories linked.

[h20hunter]

Thank God it's all fictional.  Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

[Bullkllr]

Thank God it's all fictional.  Please don't tell me anyone thought this was real.

I dunno. It might go down a bit differently, but take my word for it, 200 pound beavers are for sure bad news