I had one of them big ass roaches fly up and hit me in the ear when we were all in formation. Like anyone would I moved my head and slapped at it, but I said Fu-- kinda loud. Well OK really loud, the TI made a bee line to me..."What is your problem airman? Do you know you are f-ing up my formation? What's all the jumpin and twitchin about? Did you just develop Tourette's, or do you always have fits?" He made me laugh

You know what came next..."Gimme a 341 *censored*!" He had a good time and made the other TI's start laughing too.