My favorite from last week:
"One of the subjects was identified as “Black Mamba” by the name on the basketball jersey he was wearing. The Black Mamba was heard saying, “Wouldn’t it be _______ (messed) up if the game warden was standing right above us video tapin’ n’ _______ (stuff)?” The Black Mamba then laughed so hard he could barely light his marijuana pipe. It was at this point that Officer Day emerged from hiding and took both men into custody. "
