Taking kids out crabbing is the best!

Well, unless you have a beer & bait bi*ch on board. No kids allowed then. And as far as unkept promises, H20 - you ought to know a beer & bait bi*ch can't make those kind of promises! Skipper gets paid (in gps co-ordinates) first...
I'd go for signing up my dog for crab! But I'm pretty sure if my dog had a crab card he wouldn't turn it in, costing me $10 the next year... he's lazy. Didn't help clean any of those crab, either.