Blues Bull 2012

[quacksmoker]

Well, you see....   The Internet is a very serious place.   

So you have nothing better to do than make stuff up and post it on the internet? That's pretty sad.

It makes me happy when you spend your time responding to my posts.  Thank you.

No problem! Anytime I can assist you in making yourself look pathetic I will. Keep up the hard work!

[huntnnw]

kind of jacket?? does anyone care? hell it was 36 deg this am bear hunting

[PlateauNDN]

I know I know Phool.  I like seeing the working mans bulls that were out there doing it themselves and harvesting the big bulls.  I know there's monsters down there and its always good to see pics and read the stories.  I'm not much of a visual scorer but seeing any bull packed out of there is definitely a trophy score and itd be nice to see the quality bulls coming out of there.

[M_ray]

Well, you see....   The Internet is a very serious place.   

So you have nothing better to do than make stuff up and post it on the internet? That's pretty sad.

     Hmmm this surprises me? ... not 

[Woodchuck]

You wouldn't happen to have got this pic from colockum       

Yeah that's me in that picture. Just got home and hadn't had time to post a story. Well you've seen the picture so here's the story.

 My brother and I got hammered drunk the night before the season opener. About 22 Blue Mountain Mafia members recognized me and wanted to fight. I told them that 22 against 1 wouldn't be a fair fight. So I waited around until they could find 10 more BMM members to make it a fair fight. After the fight I paid my tab and appologized for leaving behind 32 unconscious slobs in blue sweatshirts.

Like I said I was hammered drunk. I had been hitting the champagne pretty hard. I climbed into my Rolls Royce with NY plates and drove off.  I immediately got pulled over but like all New Yorkers I am filthy stinking rich so I paid the officer off. That afternoon I woke up with a massive hang over. But knew I had a hunt to start. So I quickly changed out of my blue Armani suite to a dark green one. And was ready to go. Back in the Rolls Royce and away I went. Almost immediately I began to see elk. Big ones at that. Finally I saw one close enough to the road that I wouldn't have to stumble far since I had begun to hit the champagne and caviar again. But far enough from the road I could get some sweet pictures that made it look like a wilderness hunt.

He was huge and I pulled my trusty bow out, pulled off the tags and warranty info, drew back and immediately tripped and launched the arrow on accident. (Mental note before exiting the Rolls Royce do not chug a bottle of whipped cream vodka) luckily the elk was close enough that it spooked the elk really bad and he ran straight into a telephone pole killing him instantly.  I had done it. I had successfully killed an elk. All by myself. Where was my brother throughout this whole ordeal you ask! That's a good question and one I wonder about to this very day. One can only assume those backwoods banjo playing BMM people took him away.

So after changing into common peoples clothes for pictures I climbed back into a black armani suite which is what all true New Yorkers wear. I called "the help" and they whisked the bull away in a black helicopter.

THE END

Finally someone truthful on the internet, this is actually kind of refreshing.

[rosscrazyelk]

Here is a working mans bull. Nothing fancy

[runamuk]

Ross your bull is way better than those bought bulls....and its a nice bull with a great story.

[Woodchuck]

  Damn fancy in my book.

[boneaddict]

I like it!  and would be proud as heck.

[PlateauNDN]

Ross your bull is way better than those bought bulls....and its a nice bull with a great story.

 

Damn fancy in my book.

 

I like it!  and would be proud as heck.

    I'd rather get out of the truck and walk a few miles and work my butt off for a raghorn or spike then drive around all day and shoot a bigger one by the road.  Great bull Ross and definitely a working mans bull.