H20Hunters 2013 Spring Bear Thread: Corned bear review

[runamuk]

I dont have time to read all 21 pages......where is the dead bear that goes on this thread did they make you take down the flamingo decoys, do they fall under baiting now, have you been wearing your bacon undergarments.....come on man...there is supposed to be a dead bear here.....just saying

[D-Rock425]

That's what we all want to know run but he's to busy doing yuppie stuff instead of killing bears.

[D-Rock425]

Oops I promised to be nice that didn't last long.

[Ripper]

I'm trying to get him on one that I was eying last year Run. He just has too many distractions right now. Oh yea, and he's letting them fatten up before he kills one.

[h20hunter]

I would not go back and read the whole thread...it will make your head hurt. In a nutshell I have kept the flamingos in place. I feel that they give the animals a false sense of security. Bears and flamingos have long had a symbiotic relationship that few understand. The dead bear unfortunately has only shown up in threads belonging to children and ladies. I do not belive the flamingos are considered baiting. However, the oats that sprouted along with the "throw-n-grow" I planted for the flamingos is a favorite of the bears. They have pulled up and eaten almost all of them, roots and all. Alas, I've had to replace the bacon undergarments with some more mouisture wicking. I went to the non butcher cut bacon but still had some chafing problems. I understand the concept of the bear being dead....I have almost...almost done the deal. I've seen the bear...I've seen the hair....I've seen the poo. Now...I just need to put them all together.

[D-Rock425]

You all need to do more blasting instead of "eying"

[runamuk]

I see...well I am waiting impatiently for an image of some form of dead bear hopefully posed next to flamingos just because that would rock....

[h20hunter]

Now that the flamingos are back in action....Stang helped me get them back on their little metal rod feet....we should have some action. I'm hoping that the momma with the three little ones quits hanging out there......she is a non shooter and the cubs would barely make a pie cozie.

[D-Rock425]

They would make a cool mount

[Ripper]

Oooh yeah! A cub with a flamingo in it's mouth. That would be precious! 

[h20hunter]

Imagine the grief I would get if I shot a little bity cub. They are way to cute....I couldn't do it.

[D-Rock425]

You can kill a cub but you have to do it with a knife.

[Rob]

cubs make great boxer shorts.  Fur in.

[Buckmark]

Slippers or banana hammock....
I say twin blonde cubs last year, cute as heck as they tried to climb brush and get up away from me, only to have it bend to the ground from there weight...

[h20hunter]

Thats not itchy?