need help finding a masher !

[MtnMuley]

Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck

LMAO.  This is your best post ever!!

[emac]

Coach it is so simple, here is the super top secret advice for getting a masher (Don't tell anyone ok)

1) Get in shape
2) Buy a map
3) Scout

He doesn't need any of those things. He is going to drive right up to it and shoot it so doesn't need to be in shape. His "friends" are going to know right where the elk are so he won't need to buy a map or doing any scouting. He can just sit in the rig in his pj's drinking beer and whiskey and smoking cigarettes until he needs to lean out the window and shoot

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[rtspring]

Sorry I can't post fast enough! I'm sitting here having lunch! The 330 plus bull frim last year backstraps, and the 3pt mulie from last year backstraps.  While i'm snacking on goose and duck jerky from my waterfowl , while watching self made coyote hunts from a few states I hunted.

After lunch i'm going to clean my brand new .280 Remington that shoots great! Such a sweet gun to own. 

Then I'm gonna go through my SD cards and look at all the beautiful elk i get to see every hunting season!

All the while I have a cow tag in my hot little hands for this year in my unit.

Oh and my new bow is awesome! Im taking it on a walk in three states this year. 

Doubt I will be anyones camp guy.. 

[D-Rock425]

Sorry coach I'm useless to you I only kill spikes and the occasional cow or rag horn when drawn.

[Becky]

Ok I will help!

First get Bobcat to do a truangulation number powered squared to the nearest tenth on big bull draw odds!

Then get Blrman to drive his fully loaded pepsi truck up to camp.

Stop by wally world and buy the best butt paper money can buy for pepperonni issues to come after snack eating.

Have CAMPMEAT bring all his illegal forest ATV'S

Stop by WDFW and pick up Rtsprings rifle that he loaned to them. Should be in perfect shooting condition.

Have Naches Sportsman tell you where the elk are even though he has never shot one.

Have Boneaaddict send you his personal copies of the biggest bull he has ever shot with his camera!

Have Smossy ship you some mushrooms! The GOOD kind!

Have H2Ohunter with you to maybe get a bear! Usually takes him a month of hunting.

Drag The POPEShawnpaul with you incase you should need a high priced attorney.

Drag Billythekidrock with you to canp so rtspring can enjoy a
Few days on huntwa without getting banned!

Put Mags on the radio so you can listen to obama loving while road hunting with the famous indian Plateau!!

All of these will help you seal the deal.  And for christs sake! Make sure you tag and wear hunter orange before any photo ops! 

Hope this helps ya out!

Good luck

 

[D-Rock425]

Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!

oh snap

[h20hunter]

Allegedly.

[rtspring]

Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!

oh snap

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt. 

[Whitpirate]

Is it ok if BLRman tags along he wants to learn something about elk hunting ?

Only if he brings Cokes for everyone.

[h20hunter]

Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!

oh snap

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt.

Sorry, wouldn't know what a two point tastes like compared to a 3, I'll take your word for it.

[D-Rock425]

I've shot a few 2 points no problems at all.  I'm happy shooting 2 points in an any deer unit.

[Buckmark]

Is it ok if BLRman tags along he wants to learn something about elk hunting ?

Only if he brings Cokes for everyone.

Wait, i thought it was a pepsi truck?

[rtspring]

Carefull about those "new to you rifles". Some are prone to shooting 2pts!

oh snap

They taste funny anyways! And the cost of the meat is incredible.. 
Better to shoot a 3pt.

Sorry, wouldn't know what a two point tastes like compared to a 3, I'll take your word for it.

Tastes about like half and half of a spotted owl and bald eagle mixed together.

[Jonathan_S]

If anyone here has permission to get onto Hanford that would be great . I heard it's good hunting out there .

PM me   

[Band]

I need someone to give me a piggyback ride up the mountain during elk season.  In exchange I'll carry your lunch, which I will not eat.  Except maybe the dessert.  Call me!