LOL! Best thing I've read in a while... Scroll down to the last 2 pages and read the story of why they want the turkeys gone...

$1500 for for a new window, carpet cleaning, and furniture sounds really cheap to me... Must've been old school single pane... Disrupting the firework show would be classic! I'd vote to keep the turkeys around for the entertainment factor alone! If I lived there and start a petition to keep them... The way it reads the WDFW will be in charge of the removal... No hunting will be taking place...
I've never seen these town turkeys... Haven't spent a bunch of time in Winthrop but deer hunt here and have "vacationed" quite a bit over the years...