Last year I was able to buy a second bear tag immediately while purchasing my first. I did not see an option for a second bear tag this year while dropping 35% more money than I did last year for tags. Did the cat-ladies take away my second bear tag this year? If I don't get to shoot two bears then how will I wash myself without bear lard soap? Or eat breakfast Sausage? Or fry my fish?
Jimmy deans only comes in a 12 oz package. I cant feed my family on no 12 oz pack of sausage. And my sweaty bum starts to stink without bear lard soap. My wife doesn't want a man who smells like a fake Irish Spring. And I'll be darned if I fry my fish in seed oils. Mr. Kennedy would tan my hide.
Thanks,
Rant Over. For now.
PS. Lorna, where's my spring bear?