Oh well if we cant see them someone (me) otta throw a little mud.
Maybe he is

Or they have a unique feature to them and people will know/say were the bull lives?
Or they have a unique feature to them and people will know were they came from and that he was not supposed to be where he found them this time of year or it is off limits and he was tresspassing?
Or he measured them and found out that he does not know what 400 inches looks like?
Or they are not from Washington state?
Or He bought them off E-bay and someone might recognize them and call his bluff?
