Hard to read but funny.......thought someone out there might like it, I did.
Longtat been fish'n down by de bayou all day long an he done run outta
night crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he see a snake wit a big frog
in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decide to
steal dat froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so
Longtat had to be real careful or he git bit.
He snuk up behine dat snake and grab him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit. He squirm and wrap hisself roun Longtat's arm try'n to get hisself free.
But Longtat hada real good grip on his haid. Well, Longtat
pried his mouf open and got de frog and put it in his bait can.
Now, Longtat know dat he cain't let go dat snake or he gonna bite him good
. . . . . . so he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pull out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker. He pour some drops in de snakes mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs dey roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit dat, Longtat toss dat snake into de bayou, den he go back to fish'n.
A while later, Longtat dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He s...l....o....w....l....y look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin . . . .

. . . . . . . . wif two more frogs.