What are you trying to say?
lets see if I can translate the emoticons....nice buck kiddo
pretty sure he is hoping you all will be a little envious and think its cool
(cry wave cry) and he used the pee'ing monkey cuz he is a kid and its cool/funny.... not sure what the sorry smiley is for maybe he wasnt supposed to be on the puter using the parents account and that is his conscious sneeking in...and the last one is adolescent or teen angst slipping through he probably just wanted to say that and not get in trouble

seeing as he yells about the taxi my guess is he thinks they are great...