bear in a septic tank

[kenzmad]

I own a septic tank cleaning company here on the westside. one of my customers is having a problem with a bear getting into his septic tank. he just called to tell me that it ripped his tank lids off and tore off his filtered outlet baffle. my question is, if I go out and shoot this bear is it worth eating it? I have no idea if it is safe to eat or what. Personally, I think it's kind of funny. he says that it bit his pool and popped it, if they leave a soccer ball outside it bites it and pops it. he is a young bear that is no longer welcome.

[coyotewallace]

I've heard of a turd eatting dog but not bear

[dreamunelk]

   I bet it would taste like poop!

[Button Nubbs]

Ummmm gross... No... Not a chance in hell...

[PolarBear]

That's a crappy deal.  I bet the smell was un"bear"able.

[dreamunelk]

That's a crappy deal.  I bet the smell was un"bear"able.

 

[flinger]

Talk around the family BBQ "Wow his wild game is usually real good but THIS bear really tastes SHI##Y"
Don't think i would take the chance

[kenzmad]

I am wondering how much spice it takes to make the sausage taste good . I feel for my customer as this bear is coming in almost every night and ripping the tank lids off. he is going to try mounding some dirt over the tank but that kind of defeats the purpose of having risers installed. I am thinking about buying a trail cam just to see what the bear is doing, is he fishing around in the tank or what

[pilebuck]

No friggin way they are foul enough with out eating poop 

[bucksnort]

They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing.  He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

[kenzmad]

They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing.  He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

do they still relocate garbage bears? I thought they did away with that as they just found out they will be garbage bears wherever they move them to

[cwuwildcat]

Can you imagine the discussion during the meal while you're eating the bear?  Your wife- "Honey, what did you use to season this bear with?" You- "Everything we've ever eaten!"

[bearpaw]

They should get in touch with the wdfw and see if they could move him so he doesn't have to die for nothing.  He is obviously not worth eating if you know where he has been dining.

do they still relocate garbage bears? I thought they did away with that as they just found out they will be garbage bears wherever they move them to

So who will the lucky hunter be who bags this "pre-seasoned" bear high in the berry fields after it is relocated.... 

[pilebuck]

LOL yeh honey he was not into the berries but maybe the dingle berrys lol 

[rasbo]

scary,might make one wonder what they use for sausage casings....trojan summer sausage anyone?