Dang...I'm sorry to hear about this....I'm NOT above baiting the truck with tainted gas cans - its AMAZING how much sugar some 50%gas/40% alcohol/10% water will pick up especially if you warm it a bit......its always fun to see the miscreants walking.
Seriously...who is stupid enough to steal from/mess with heavily armed folks?

Years ago we had some firewood thieves in the Manastash, they repeatedly stole the camp wood we cut...would drive in when we were all out of camp and load up the pile. One guy had a muzzleloader and another had tools...we bored a hole down the center of a smallish firewood chunk and filled it with Holy Black, then made a plug and drove it in carefully...then touched up the end with a chainsaw and some mud. All camp members were carefully briefed to NOT use THAT log.

A night or two later, after that log also disappeared in a mid-day wood raid, there was a KA-BOOM in a camp a half mile away and across a canyon...
Bummer Dude...
