Bear walks into a bar in Ballard and orders a beer.
Bartender say "we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"
Bear goes ballistic. "what so you mean you don't server beer to bears in Ballard! Give me a beer!"
Bartender say "Sorry, like I said, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"
Bear says, "so help me, if you don't serve me a beer I am going to eat the man over playing pool."
Bartender says " "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard"
Bear goes over and eats the man, shoes and all. Walks over to the counter and says to the bartender. "Gimme a beer."
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard".
Bear roars and says "if you don't give me a beer, I am going to go over and eat that couple playing darts. So help me, I'll do it!"
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard".
Bear struts over to the dart board and eats the couple whole. Strides back to bar, roars again and demands a beer.
Bartender says: "Sorry, we just don't server beer to bears in Ballard. no exceptions.
Bear says, "see that shriveled old lady at the far end of the bar? I'll eat her if you don't give me a beer. I'm not kidding, you know I'll do it."
Bartender Shrugs.
Bear gallops over and eats the old woman grimy cigarettes and all and looks at the bartender with murder in his eyes, slams his paw on the counter and demands a beer.
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't server beer to bears in Ballard who are on drugs."
Bear starts to growl and make another threat and then stops cold. "On drugs? What do you mean on drugs."
Bartender, polishing a glass, says calmly. "well, that was the bar bitch you ate."
