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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2012, 11:06:30 PM »
Thats unreal! Hope you have a wall big enough to mount that beauty! Just unreal!

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2012, 11:31:51 PM »
Colockum You also forgot to mention that you killed the last bull in the blues! That is why you were confronted by the BMM. We all know you and BF jumped in your attack helicopter (that parks next to your Rolls Royce) to scout this bull. :chuckle:

I assumed that since he's a new Yorker now mrs Hillary was the co-pilot...
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2012, 01:28:54 AM »
KICK A$$! My 6 year old daughter said she wants to go to the blue mtns. To get the "big horns"
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2012, 05:16:21 AM »
http://www.boone-crockett.org/news/trophyWatch_detail.asp?area=news&ID=DBC1D283-9923-45EA-B12C-65B90DCEEB72

WHAT!!!! I've.been framed :yike:  Here's the real story I promise
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You wouldn't happen to have got this pic from colockum  :bash:  :bash:  :bash:  :bash:

Yeah that's me in that picture. Just got home and hadn't had time to post a story. Well you've seen the picture so here's the story.

 My brother and I got hammered drunk the night before the season opener. About 22 Blue Mountain Mafia members recognized me and wanted to fight. I told them that 22 against 1 wouldn't be a fair fight. So I waited around until they could find 10 more BMM members to make it a fair fight. After the fight I paid my tab and appologized for leaving behind 32 unconscious slobs in blue sweatshirts.

Like I said I was hammered drunk. I had been hitting the champagne pretty hard. I climbed into my Rolls Royce with NY plates and drove off.  I immediately got pulled over but like all New Yorkers I am filthy stinking rich so I paid the officer off. That afternoon I woke up with a massive hang over. But knew I had a hunt to start. So I quickly changed out of my blue Armani suite to a dark green one. And was ready to go. Back in the Rolls Royce and away I went. Almost immediately I began to see elk. Big ones at that. Finally I saw one close enough to the road that I wouldn't have to stumble far since I had begun to hit the champagne and caviar again. But far enough from the road I could get some sweet pictures that made it look like a wilderness hunt.

He was huge and I pulled my trusty bow out, pulled off the tags and warranty info, drew back and immediately tripped and launched the arrow on accident. (Mental note before exiting the Rolls Royce do not chug a bottle of whipped cream vodka) luckily the elk was close enough that it spooked the elk really bad and he ran straight into a telephone pole killing him instantly.  I had done it. I had successfully killed an elk. All by myself. Where was my brother throughout this whole ordeal you ask! That's a good question and one I wonder about to this very day. One can only assume those backwoods banjo playing BMM people took him away.

So after changing into common peoples clothes for pictures I climbed back into a black armani suite which is what all true New Yorkers wear. I called "the help" and they whisked the bull away in a black helicopter.

THE END
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2012, 05:38:16 AM »
Well just lost my interrest  :bash: :bash: One hell of set of horns though  :dunno: I would sure hate to kill a bull of this caliper and be rejected by pope & young because of the way I killed it  :yeah: Wait did not I say Pope & Young ? Why is this under Boone & Crockett ? I am lost now  :rolleyes: :dunno: :chuckle:

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #36 on: September 09, 2012, 05:49:45 AM »
You can enter things shot with a bow in the B&C books as long as its big enough.
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #37 on: September 09, 2012, 05:52:18 AM »
Huh ... never knew that ..... :tup:

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #38 on: September 09, 2012, 07:09:10 AM »
Speechless, just speeechless. :dunno: :yike:

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #39 on: September 09, 2012, 07:10:51 AM »
Glad someone found that story! I was going to say I've seen pictures of that bull from several years ago. Even have them saved on my computer.  Good try, but busted!

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2012, 11:11:22 AM »
That's to funny!  Of course colock would know all the loopholes for entering all his trophy bulls that he keeps forhimself and his big city buddies. :chuckle:
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2012, 11:20:44 AM »
Cant you guys tell that is a camo fire suit.. He was hunting where the fires are over in the clock.. how many times do I have to say there are no elk in the blues.. Some people never learn.. Nice bull thou
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2012, 11:39:11 AM »
That is an awesome bull.
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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2012, 11:45:04 AM »
Those deep dark canyons are cold and green...

44 was our low this week at the house. That's in the wheat.

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Re: Blues Bull 2012
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2012, 03:37:12 PM »
What an idiot.  The guy is that hard up to get into the BC book.  Get a life.  My theory has always been any bull in WA with a bow is a trophy in my eyes. 

 


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