WDFW “FUZZY LOGIC” WOLF PLAN MODEL
Attention: All Ranchers and Farmers
RE: Ecosystem Damage Allegations
What have we been thinking? The environmentalist bunch is in a lather about grazing cattle “damaging the ecosystem.” To resolve the dilemma, we simply need to apply the genius of the wolf plan model to cattle herds. Here is the model in all its brilliance:
First, we arbitrarily set a limit to the number of cattle herds in the National Forests and the Bureau of Land Management lands. We subjectively define a herd as thirty cows, plus one bull to define it as a “viable family unit.” As we know, a breeding male is a requirement to sustain our cattle herd.
Now then, the thirty-plus-one are the criterion for a “confirmed” herd. Anything less than that are ignored as “no cattle”, because they do not fit the definition of a viable herd. Say that the cattle are spotted in the woods, but the bull and a few of the cows have ambled off on a rendezvous, we declare that there simply are “no cattle” because of the absence of a “complete family unit” to stand up and be counted! We ignore them and declare them “not significant” and of no concern.
Accordingly, there is no damage or effect on the ecosystem because there is/are no viable herds! Now that is a staggering manifestation of wisdom and logic beyond belief! Why didn’t we think of that!
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JD King - Director, Crying Wolf