Not gonna get too in depth with this.... don't have to.....
But for what it's worth, I didn't know it was ok to claim "your spot" in the goose fields by corking off everybody else because you think it's cool to park your truck there the night before. I hope your dog finds a skunk.
Get up early like everybody else and battle it out for a smelly ditch to hide like normal people you jackwagon. Oh yeah by the way, don't get pissed when shooting hours start and there is somebody walking back to his rig from jumpshooting as you and your hung over dumb buddies show up after some time after first light, f. Stick.
If you park a pos truck that looks like it's broken down along the side of the road, thinking you are real slick and your "secret spot" next to that fresh cut corn field is safe from everybody else, you are wrong. The only thing that saves "your spot" from everybody else is boots on the ground, just so you know. By the way don't be a d when somebody asks if there was room for another guy especially if he is offering to add 6 doz. decoys. Last time I went, it worked out because several small parties all converged on a field, and instead of fighting about it, we managed to put out 1600 plus dekes. Just sayin.
