Obviously an inside job.

[Bango skank]

Oh damn, i found this thread too late!! I think every relevant pun and innuendo has been taken!! 

Something, something..... elk weiner

[Boss .300 winmag]

I sure something will pop up, or rise in your mind. 

[Bob33]

When I see men do this sort of thing, it really makes me wonder.

[runamuk]

wanna know whats extra hilarious driving to my doc appointment after reading this thread, I saw the Select Sires truck in the roundy at Conway, I giggled to myself.

[JimmyHoffa]

a different take on shooting an elk

[cbond3318]

No bullelktile disfunction there....

[rasbo]

Im sure the courts will just blow this off

[h20hunter]

Uh...this thread gets harder and harder to read.

[Fl0und3rz]

Sorry to keep breaking up the puns but I'm sitting here imagining what nasty work it must be to extricate or even be around a bunch of stinking, rutting farm bulls. 

It's cool when you're smelling that when hunting but when you're clocking in and just finishing up a morning cup of coffee...bleh

Different strokes, for different folks.

[Boss .300 winmag]

Hang in there, it will soon blow over.

[Bango skank]

Uh...this thread gets harder and harder to read.

I think it reached its climax a few posts back, everybody will pull out soon.

[h20hunter]

It's getting late....this thread is spent! Time for sleepy time.

[Boss .300 winmag]

It's getting late....this thread is spent! Time for sleepy time.

You'll just end up dreaming about sawing on the big one. 

[h20hunter]

Hey now, no joke, not 5 minutes ago my son came downstairs and said I had a big saw. Yeah, so what that it is in the hallway, not in the garage, what's it to you. My son said i have a big saw.

[JimmyHoffa]

Im sure the courts will just blow this off

not sure the courts will let this one slide through