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Someone Help this Hiker
« on: March 23, 2016, 10:37:53 PM »
Too funny to not share. Intuition tells me that OP drives a Subaru.





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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2016, 10:59:22 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:  a budding animal expert! :chuckle:
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2016, 11:04:55 PM »
Tell the budding animal expert that those are "northern pacific pronghorn"   :chuckle:

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2016, 11:07:56 PM »
Guess i know who to call when i draw the packwood moose permit!

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2016, 12:02:38 AM »
Tell him they are cows, that should blow his mind.

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2016, 12:12:02 AM »
Had I known they were "molting" I would have guessed Moose also.
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2016, 05:13:43 AM »
This is too funny on multiple levels

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2016, 06:09:29 AM »
"Tan moose"; very common this time of year around here as they molt. How they get much smaller remains a mystery.
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2016, 06:22:55 AM »
:chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:  a budding animal expert! :chuckle:

Hopefully a 2 year old "budding animal expert"! Be a whole different story if his daughter is 15! As a avid NWHiker, I'd make sure he is warned about the more dangerous animals we have like the Belk!!  :yike:
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2016, 06:37:36 AM »
I thought moose didn't molt until after laying their eggs.  :dunno:
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2016, 06:41:29 AM »
Actually pretty rare to see those this time of year. Don't they normally migrate south for the winter.

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2016, 07:32:31 AM »
Too funny to not share. Intuition tells me that OP drives a Subaru.





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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2016, 07:35:17 AM »
I would live to hear their conversations driving down the road or on a hiking trip. :chuckle: a molting moose  :chuckle: I love it..
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2016, 08:01:39 AM »
 :chuckle:  too funny. 
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2016, 08:02:05 AM »
It's a thread from 2011.    http://www.nwhikers.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7993938&view=next

I like the second answer in the thread, "Helk" -  cross between a horse and elk!


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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2016, 10:31:02 AM »
The daughter didn't look 2 yrs old to me. :chuckle: hopefully she doesn't come back to work for the WDFW. :bdid:  or maybe her animal expert career is molting and we won't have to worry about her. :chuckle:
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2016, 10:42:23 AM »
I think she does her budding with a bong.  They actually went 0 for 2 on wildlife ID, his "chipmunk" is a Cascade golden-mantled ground squirrel.  Not as funny as the molting mooses ...
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2016, 11:48:46 AM »

Were back in my home State of Washington.  Now normally I've been hunting Roosevelt elk in Graham, east of Interstate 5, but today I got to hunt a molting moose with my very good friend Brian who grew up in very similar country that I did.  In front of me is a molting moose, this moose molts just like a Canada goose.  That's a molting moose guys, that's not a Roosevelt Elk, that's not a Rocky Mountain elk, that's not a red stag, that's not a Tule that is a molting moose. 

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2016, 12:19:59 PM »
just don't shoot one with a match king !

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2016, 12:44:17 PM »
Wild Horses.

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2016, 05:35:07 PM »
I think she does her budding with a bong.  They actually went 0 for 2 on wildlife ID, his "chipmunk" is a Cascade golden-mantled ground squirrel.  Not as funny as the molting mooses ...

Moose is singular, when you go plural they are mice. So now we have molting mice.  :sry:
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2016, 05:57:50 PM »
Wait I thought the were meese
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2016, 05:58:57 PM »
Youre both wrong.  Its meeses

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2016, 05:02:54 PM »
SADLY THOSE PEOPLE GET TO VOTE ON OUR WILDLIFE INITIATIVES, AND DONT EVEN HAVE A CLUE ON MANAGEMENT

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2016, 05:49:46 PM »
Youre both wrong.  Its meeses

I looked up meeses trying to determine what type of habitat they exist in and couldn't find a thing... they must be a new species in need of protection! We should set up critical neighborhood habitat for this rare species to include wood fences and mowed lawns!
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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2016, 09:18:24 PM »
Hilarious!

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2016, 09:34:00 PM »
Youre both wrong.  Its meeses

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Re: Someone Help this Hiker
« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2016, 12:59:51 PM »
These are what's known as "Packwood Garden Gnomes."  Also known as "Elk."

They can be found in almost any yard in Packwood during the winter months, and by the hundreds (and sometimes thousands) along various parts of route 12 during the same times.  I'm not sure about the summer months.

 


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