Roasting marshmallow's for Smores

[Timberstalker]

@gaddy - good stuff - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.  Hilarious.

[Alchase]

For Smores - golden brown
Marshmallow by itself - set it on fire, that way you can pull of the cooked part and eat it then put the rest back over the fire and do it again.

If you really want to go sweet, make banana boats:
 
Split the bananas lengthwise, but don't cut all the way through.
The goal is to create a boat to hold the ingredients.
Load the bananas 1/4 cup each of the caramel bits, chocolate chips (we prefer Hershey milk chocolate squares to chocolate chips) and mini marshmallows.
Optional - Crumble 1 whole graham cracker onto each loaded banana.
Wrap individually in 8-by-10-inch squares of foil, and then place near the campfire to melt into a gooey mess.
Open up and eat with a spoon.

[jackelope]

I might get kicked of HuntWa for saying this, But I don't like smores
 

Somebody ban this jackwagon.

 

On it.











Commie 

I hear he's from the USSR!

[Alchase]

I have a marshmallow roasting story

When I was a kid, we were at our property on Hood Canal, roasting marshmallows. All of us kids were using willow sticks to put the marshmallows on and hold over the fire. My sister was one of "those people" who no matter what she did, she caught her marshmallow on fire, and she hated them burnt.
So as always, she was not paying attention, caught hers on fire and proceeding to whip her flaming marshmallow back and forth trying to put it out. That just made it flame worse. After whipping it two or three times with everyone yelling at he to stop, the flaming marshmallow came flying off and nails my dad smack in the middle of his forehead and stuck! 
I can still see his surprised face with a burning marshmallow stuck on his forehead.
He tried to pull it off, and only pulled the outer shell off. The rest stayed burning the crap out of his forehead. He had a massive blister that my Mom would have to pop and drain, and the scab lasted all summer. 

[gaddy]

I can feel his pain!

@gaddy - good stuff - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.  Hilarious.

True story, If you could have seen a young boy with his knee on fire, His hand on fire, jumping around and screaming, a whole bunch of kids running and screaming to get away (I think I actually squealed louder than the girls), Then you might understand the Horror that the mallows can bring.They are evil I tell ya!
Timberstalker, I hope he didn't end up with a scar?
Mine ended up being a very deep 3d burn, the hand was superficial.

[sumpnz]

I might get kicked of HuntWa for saying this, But I don't like smores
 

I can only handle a little but of sweet stuff, and smores are way over that line.  Not diabetic or anything, just can't do the taste.

[wheels]

let it burn crunchy outside  hot gooey  inside to almost melt chocolate

[Alchase]

The only mallows i have anything   to to with now are the colored ones for hot cocoa but I don't put them in cocoa.I use them for trout bait.

Don't ever mixup the pretty colored ones with the ones you buy for trout bait!
I know someone who tried a garlic shrimp trout bait mellow on a bet, I mean it is a marshmallow, how bad could it be?
That was about the nastiest thing I he ever tasted
It took hours to get that nasty garlic taste out.

[gaddy]

 

[PolarBear]

The only mallows i have anything   to to with now are the colored ones for hot cocoa but I don't put them in cocoa.I use them for trout bait.

Don't ever mixup the pretty colored ones with the ones you buy for trout bait!
I know someone who tried a garlic shrimp trout bait mellow on a bet, I mean it is a marshmallow, how bad could it be?
That was about the nastiest thing I he ever tasted
It took hours to get that nasty garlic taste out.

What part of "not for human consumption" did you not understand?      I did the same and it took about 11 1/2 beers to get over the taste.  It was still there but I didn't care anymore.  By the way, if you have to eat one DO NOT eat the ones with glitter!!

[Alchase]

The only mallows i have anything   to to with now are the colored ones for hot cocoa but I don't put them in cocoa.I use them for trout bait.

Don't ever mixup the pretty colored ones with the ones you buy for trout bait!
I know someone who tried a garlic shrimp trout bait mellow on a bet, I mean it is a marshmallow, how bad could it be?
That was about the nastiest thing I he ever tasted
It took hours to get that nasty garlic taste out.

What part of "not for human consumption" did you not understand?      I did the same and it took about 11 1/2 beers to get over the taste.  It was still there but I didn't care anymore.  By the way, if you have to eat one DO NOT eat the ones with glitter!!

We did what every red blooded amurican would do and took "not for human consumption" as a challenge, I believe in this case, they were right, LOL

Glitter, just think, every time you burp you would have a glitter cloud along with the stink, LOL

[gaddy]

Or glittery stools