I was at Walmart and the guy in front of me had a cart with a hatchet, 4-pack of camping propane bottles, latex gloves and 4 bags of Doritos.
Apparently he was headed to an end-of-the-world potluck.
For better or worse, my wife has us well supplied in the rolled paper department, to the point I worry about the fire hazard. One spark in that pile and we're in trouble.