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Get your sleeping bag and pretend you are hunting. That’s your new home.
I was hoping for something a little less drastic.
Put some Dodge emblems on it
You can install an ignition kill kit that has a small switch hidden somewhere in the cab. When you park, you flip the switch and the ignition won't work until the switch is turned off.I think you can also install a kill kit connected to the factory alarm, probably some place like Car Toys would be a good place to start.
Just buy a tracking device so if / when it gets stolen, you can track it. Easy cheap solution. If I owned a Chevy I would leave the windows down with a key in it….when it got stolen I would buy a dodge.