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Offline Curly

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Why some men have dogs instead of women
« on: April 28, 2010, 07:46:11 AM »
1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


3. A dog's parents never visit.


4. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


5. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.


7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,  If I died, would you get another dog??



9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.


 
12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

 
And last, but not least:


13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2010, 09:06:54 AM »
Thirteen GOOD reasons. :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2010, 09:23:05 AM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle:


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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2010, 11:03:24 AM »
 :chuckle:
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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2010, 11:55:54 AM »
ANyone who has been or is currently married would have to smile at that one.

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2010, 03:57:40 PM »
 :chuckle:

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2010, 04:40:11 PM »
I love my dogs.

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2010, 05:00:08 PM »
I miss having a dog!  :'( :'(
By my honorable conduct as a hunter let me give a good example and teach new hunters principles of honor, so that each new generation can show respect for their god, other hunters and the animals, and enjoy the dignity of the hunt.

Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'.

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2010, 05:33:19 PM »
Oh Im smiling :) Mark

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2010, 02:20:11 PM »
Now i know why i kept the DOG in the divorce... that is to funny

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2010, 05:47:18 PM »
Got a friend that would love #3.  The mother-in-law apt on his property has been unfinished for 20 years.. :chuckle:

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2010, 07:57:58 PM »
I know Maggie agrees with all those!

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2010, 06:25:49 PM »
Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child!  :chuckle:

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Re: Why some men have dogs instead of women
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2010, 07:34:42 PM »
Curly, I have a great wife but I do know why I like my dogs: loyalty to the core even if I'm rolling around on the ground biting and kicking someone the dog will be there helping not yelling at me to stop acting like a child!  :chuckle:

 :chuckle: :chuckle:  So you've rolled around on the ground biting and kicking someone. ???  :yike:   :o :)

I sure wish my wife would get as excited as my dog did when I get home........  :dunno:  I mean, she's happy to see me and all, but I wish she would jump me..... ;)
May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

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