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Offline sandythebowtotenmama

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 02:36:59 PM »
LMAO-where did you say you were hunting?

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2010, 02:45:20 PM »
Sandy,

I am sorry but I can not say. The combination of my various bacon products, hunting prowess, and downright manlyness could possibly render you permanently weak in the knees and unable to hunt on your own.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 03:27:19 PM »
good god this is funny!

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2010, 03:31:16 PM »
CHeck with the adult "book" stores.  I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2010, 03:32:26 PM »
CHeck with the adult "book" stores.  I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2010, 03:34:30 PM »
Under garmets!

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2010, 03:35:11 PM »
CHeck with the adult "book" stores.  I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:

 :yike:

THis is the best I can find...
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2010, 03:37:27 PM »
I've seen that before actually I swear my sister found a picture of a bacon bikini once ....

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2010, 03:39:39 PM »
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2010, 03:46:02 PM »
CHeck with the adult "book" stores.  I'll bet you can find some bacon flavored edible underwear... :chuckle:

 :yike:

THis is the best I can find...

ha ha i wanted to post that one so bad but figured it would get nuked
so ill put my own twist on it
ha ha
Im sure the bears would love it too!

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2010, 04:18:21 PM »
Thats it, I'm takin' her bear huntin' with me!  :chuckle:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2010, 04:22:04 PM »
I do like my pork "all natural"......

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2010, 04:37:00 PM »
I was thinking this could work too :chuckle:
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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2010, 04:39:50 PM »
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:

tough crowd  :o

does bacon go well with silicone I wonder??  :dunno: :dunno:


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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2010, 04:44:28 PM »
Saggy bacon-eeewwwwwwwwwww :bash:

tough crowd  :o

does bacon go well with silicone I wonder??  :dunno: :dunno:



Why use silicone?  A couple of ziploc bags with bacon grease in them would do the same thing for 1/50th of the cost... :dunno:
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