First there was the Butt Out tool.....

[Alchase]

I tried it, butt don't know what they were thinking... it hurts!  

You should not laugh!  Ask Boneaddict or another person here that's worked in an Emergency Room.  People do some things to themselves that will never make the nightly news.

-Steve

Gerbals 
Nuff said 

[BlackRidge]

If the tree-hugging folks out there hate hunting in general.... wtf will they think of this 'tool'? 

Pretty sure I saw this or something like it in one of the Saw movies... or maybe it was from a XXX vid... I forget