Colockum elk

[Woodchuck]

I like this new guy, welcome aboard 

[colockumelk]

thats a long trip for the bulls to go all the way over there. i seen alot of bulls this year in the colokum.

I'd travel that far too to avoid Sasquatch. The blue mountain boys coulda stopped the spread of Sasquatch but they're a bunch of sissies and just road hunted for them. Sasquatch doesn't Ned much to have a population explosion. They breed like rabbits.

@pathfinder. That's all I have. I submit to your superior smack talking abilities. You have truly gone above and beyond.

[colockumelk]

But.....
I will never accepted defeat
I will never quit of my own free will

[6x6in6]

It's impossible now days for them to migrate back to the Blues.
The wolves in the Desert unit would eat all of them. 

[Woodchuck]

We will prevail on this one. I hope you know that I am sure Pathfinder would agree with me here.  






Blue Mountain Mafia  

[rasbo]

OK Mr. Expert, YOU try coming down here and "controlling" the Bfoot population.   This is a picture of the last researcher that tried that...  Poor *censored* stopped to take a grumpy in front of one of my trail cams.  Never saw it coming....

Honestly, not only is in unproductive to come down here and try to hunt elk, it is now so dangerous that you shouldn't even get out of your truck....

[C-Money]

I think I heard the desert wolves lastnight howling. They must be after the migrating bulls. I too am an officer, there is iron in my words.

[halflife65]

Whatever.  I saw Pathfinder with a bigfoot tied up in the back of his Datsun 210 drive into the Colockum in the middle of the night.  I saw him drive out with no bigfoot on a donut tire.  I don't know if he had a bad experience releasing it and it ate the tire off of his sweet ride but I know he came out with no bigfoot. 

[BoomWhop]

 

[Woodchuck]

  For Pathfinder 

[Pathfinder101]

Wow, this thread took off again while I was out of town going thru the retirement process...

OK, so that was not me in the Datsun with the Bfoot strapped to the hood.  That was ColockumElk with a decoy.  He is setting them up in the Colockum to keep people out of the area, it's as simple as that.  I have contacts in the area that can probably come up with some pictures if need be...
As someone who has had several hand-to-hand-combat experiences with Bfoot, I can tell you that there is no way to take one alive, particularly for a commissioned officer (not to mention a pilot).  
At some point, I am sure that Bfoot will migrate to the Colockum (especially now that his primary food source in the Blues is gone), but for now it is still the best place in Washington state to draw a big bull elk tag, is a Bfoot-free-zone (except for the decoys that Colockumelk is dragging out there in his Datsun), and literally is teeming with 400"+ bulls, and is an easy tag to draw.
Good luck in the drawings boys...

[colockumelk]

I would love to see the pictures of me doing setting up decoys.  As far as capturing big foot alive.  I'm not dumb enough to try and capture big foot alive.  Us commissioned pilots are smart enough to find them with our Kiowas and shoot them out our door with an M4.    

As far as Pathfinder's "stories" of hand to hand combat with bigfoot.  I think he's just having flashbacks of his days as a bachelor chasing girls at the local bars.

[Woodchuck]

Now you are busted, an m-4 would never take a Bfoot even a non-com knows that 





Blue Mountain Mafia 

[colockumelk]

 Sheesh I didnt' think I'd have to explain my tactics.  I figured it would be an implied task.  The M4 is just to slow bigfoot down,   Then you swoop up and dive down on him and use either the .50 cal mounted on the left or the 7 shot 2.75" rocket pod mounted on the right.  I think flechettes would probably work the best.  

[C-Money]

Run bigfoot out in the open and swoop down and hit the afterburner and toast him. The jet wash and the heat should take him out! The Airforce cant stress enough to stay away from the engines on their aircraft cause they will kill you!