Pathfinder101 Caught Helping Bigfoot!! With Pics!!! UPDATED!!!!

[rosscrazyelk]

The BMM does not exist just like Elk in the blues.
Clockum hope you sleep well tonight

[colockumelk]

Let me say about my decoys.  I don't leave them out as that would be stupid because then bigfoot would catch on to my ploy.  I use decoys when I activly hunt bigfoot.  I don't use them to deter people from hunting in the Colockum.  Who is there to deter?  Anyone that's been to the Colockum knows there arent any elk there.  The only people that think there are elk are the people stupid enough to believe the lies that BMM spreads. 

How many pictures are there on here of people who have harvested large bull elk in the blues compared to the Colockum?   

[runamuk]

Oh, perhaps I should have added more detailed about the collared Bfoot's activities.  It was running across a hillside chasing a tweety bird to eat because it had already polished off all of the elk that you like to pretend exist in the Colockum.  It's going to starve and then go down and eat a bunch of the college kids at Central.  Hmmm.  I guess that wouldn't be so bad.

HOLD on  a minute I am gonna be a college student at Central  and have ZERO intentions of being ate by the foot...someone needs to go hunt down and kill that collared foot right now.....SSS style of course.... and it wont starve theres lots of animals in the colockum....

[Woodchuck]

Colockum, we know that you pay those guys to say the blues to protect your "honey hole" over there. I mean check with Rosscrazyelk, he shot his over there and all he did was step out of the motel and set his beer down and boom, done deal, Redstar can verify that. The secret is out man, your decoys can't scare the hunters out of there anymore

[Pathfinder101]

Okay, Colockumelk was fairly warned;  I have been forced to do a little background work on him.  I know what you are about to read is shocking, and please understand that my investigative work is still in it’s early stages and is in no way complete at this point.

First understand that I began my investigation with one overriding question:  What does Colockumelk have against Pokemon?  It is obvious to anyone reading this thread that he is clearly posting pictures of a Pokemon (named Bigachoo) and claiming they are Bfoot.  First he tries to associate me with the beast, using the Pokemon pictures, then, when that doesn’t work, he tries to associate Bigachoo with the creature, claiming they are cousins.  What would be his reason for doing this?
To begin the legwork for my investigation, I first contacted Bigachoo and asked if he had any idea why someone named Colockumelk would have it out for him.  I no sooner had the words “Colockum” out of my mouth and Bigachoo told me to meet him somewhere “safe”.  He was obviously very scared.  I told him to meet me in the parking garage of the Whitman Hotel so he could relate what he knows concerning this case.

It turns out that Colockumelk is the current Grand Wizard of the Colockum-Clucks-Clan.  An organization formed by former and current US Military officers and Colockum elk hunters that blames the Japanese Pokemon for the collapse of our economy, Bigfoot, the dams on the Snake and Columbia Rivers, the shortening of the archery seasons, Pearl Harbor, most barbless hook laws and the lack of bull elk permits in Washington State.  According to their charter, they will use “any means necessary” to “sequester all Japanese Pokemon to internment camps along the western coast of the United States”.
As part of their plan, they have infiltrated several US Military training facilities to obtain such skills as infantry platoon operations, advanced armor battlefield tactics, helicopter flying, military mountaineering, ocean survival and beach volleyball.  It is rumored that Colockumelk himself is currently out of state, training in one or more of these fields.

As I researched further, I found that the Colockum Clucks Clan has joined forces with a far more dangerous creature than we had ever thought them capable of forming an alliance with.  Evidently, their racist hate of Japanese Pokemon has grown to such blinding proportions that they have enlisted the help of none other than… Godzilla!

I am going to let that sink in for just a moment.  Imagine what Godzilla would do to the Washington elk populations…

Now, as I have said, this research is just in it’s earliest stages, so I don’t have a lot of photographic proof just yet.  More will come as I uncover it.  For now, all I have been able to obtain is a picture of Colockumelk when he first joined the organization as a Private.
Look closely, you can actually see the racist hate in his eyes…

[rasbo]

This just in... breaking news.....The real reason they dont want elk hunters in the blues...seems there is some cross breeding going on.

[Skyvalhunter]

Ohh krap that looks like one of my old girlfriends!!

[Pathfinder101]

This just in... breaking news.....The real reason they dont want elk hunters in the blues...seems there is some cross breeding going on.

Okay, listen...  Every guy on here knows that if you drink, and you are single, from time to time you are going to "wake up with a Sasquatch".  Don't pretend you are above it Rasbo, it's happened to all of us, and it is actually an effective technique to control the sasquatch population.

The good news is this; the offspring, while horrifying to look at, are not dangerous to elk populations.  Once again, look at the eyes.  The sasquatch/human cross in the bikini is a perfect example.  See?  No evil hate.  

[Pathfinder101]

Okay, last night I promised that I would post information as it came available.
I realize that the information that I uncovered regarding Colockumelk's continued association with Godzilla might have been a little hard to swallow, so I did a deep-web search using my security clearance (which I will still possess until I officially retire from the Army on the 1st of May). 
I noticed that Colockumelk has grown uncharacteristically silent since I first uncovered the CCC Pictures of him yesterday.  I think he knows the lid is about to blow off this whole thing.
Perhaps this is the photo he was most worried about us finding...

[Woodchuck]

The truth is hard to deal with sometimes  It's okay Colockum it will be okay, at least you still have your elk.

[Pathfinder101]

Also, I have to give a shout-out to Runamuk for her continued support on this thread.  Truly a princess not afraid to stand for what is right and just.
Don't worry about Bfoots in the Colockum Run... they're all decoys...

And if you decide to go to CWU I think you will probably wind up living off elk meat, just like all of the other students that go there...
(Colockumelk could tell you that if he wasn't so worried about protecting his honeyholes.. )

[halflife65]

I think ColockumElk has just been busy PM'ing me with instructions and a few tips on how to fly the helicopter that I just borrowed for the aerial survey of the Colockum.  With a little fumbling around with the keys (it's hard to find the ignition and did you know that you have to press a little button on the side of the column to get the keys back out?) and I was able to get it started and took it for a spin over the Colockum this morning.  No elk - just CWU students running from roving bands of hungry bigfoots. 

Seriously, it's BS that we don't have a management plan in place.  With proper management, we could have our elk, bigfoots for the tourists and a sustainable population of college kids.

[runamuk]

I try to be a worthy princess

....and I have seen the lack of elk in the blues first hand so I know the lies he spews, as I have also dealt with the damn elk in the colockum and kittitas county area when they wouldnt get out of my way so I could get from my car to the house  ..... hundreds of them standing in yards and parading down the streets I tell you....reminiscent of the deer in ocean shores like rats I tell you

[halflife65]

Wishful thinking, Runamuk.  Burying your head in the sand because you're going to be a college kid isn't going to save you from the bigfoots.  You need to address the problem head on, admit to yourself that there are no elk, and buy a .357 for personal protection.  I'd probably stay away from dying your hair purple, living in a dorm, frequenting the Horseshoe on a Saturday night (try the F&L - the people look similar to bigfoots but they aren't, so don't let that confuse you) and you might be able to pass for something other than a college kid and keep yourself a little safer.

[runamuk]

Hey the hair is blonde.... occasionally with a bit of pink....I dont drink at bars unless surrounded by rednecks or cowboys  ...and I just sold my 357.....not living in a dorm thats just way too weird at my age