I have a problem

[wraithen]

Wow. A station wagon full o'guns. That's a full blown addict there. I'm sure that a gun shrink would have a field day with that.

What's a gun shrink? Sounds like some sort of medieval torture device! 

[sticky]

A gun shrink is the Dr with whom your wife is plotting an intervention.  One second you're on your way to Cabela's and next thing you know you're in a room full of your family, friends, and a gun shrink.