Question for you "Natives"

[Sportfury]

Lol its different down south I went to gatherings an got a fried bread an asked for butter an you'd thought I slapped that Navajo lol I proceeded to ask for jam same damn look lol an finally peanut butter by then they prob was thinking I was crazy or from another planet lol they use chilli powder an other things so I just had it plain lol

HairTrigger same thing almost happened to me when I was dating my wife and I asked for some honey. They gave me a dirty look and a salt shaker instead. Been eating it that way ever since.

[rasbo]

Lol its different down south I went to gatherings an got a fried bread an asked for butter an you'd thought I slapped that Navajo lol I proceeded to ask for jam same damn look lol an finally peanut butter by then they prob was thinking I was crazy or from another planet lol they use chilli powder an other things so I just had it plain lol

HairTrigger same thing almost happened to me when I was dating my wife and I asked for some honey. They gave me a dirty look and a salt shaker instead. Been eating it that way ever since.

same with grits,between north and south

[HairTrigger]

Lmmfao that's tha funniest chit I heard in awhile, that's like saying snakes an sparklers are tha best fireworks compadre

[HairTrigger]

That comment is for you sportfury lol
an at Plat that north bear jam is sick as hell

[Sportfury]

Lmmfao that's tha funniest chit I heard in awhile, that's like saying snakes an sparklers are tha best fireworks compadre

What!!!! Snakes are awesome and so are bees! About the best deal you can get at the fireworks stands!

[PlateauNDN]

Lmmfao that's tha funniest chit I heard in awhile, that's like saying snakes an sparklers are tha best fireworks compadre

What!!!! Snakes are awesome and so are bees! About the best deal you can get at the fireworks stands!

"Hey, victor check it out, isn't it cool huh?  You wanna try"   C'mon, everybody knows you ain't experienced until you can squeeze a snap/popper between your fingers and hold a smoke bomb the whole time it's smoking.  

"this one time we were having a feast and there was about to be a frybread riot, there was 100 people and only 50 pieces of frybread."

[Sportfury]

Lmmfao that's tha funniest chit I heard in awhile, that's like saying snakes an sparklers are tha best fireworks compadre

What!!!! Snakes are awesome and so are bees! About the best deal you can get at the fireworks stands!

"Hey, victor check it out, isn't it cool huh?  You wanna try"   C'mon, everybody knows you ain't experienced until you can squeeze a snap/popper between your fingers and hold a smoke bomb the whole time it's smoking.  

"this one time we were having a feast and there was about to be a frybread riot, there was 100 people and only 50 pieces of frybread."

I love that movie! Frybread Power!

[PlateauNDN]

Lmmfao that's tha funniest chit I heard in awhile, that's like saying snakes an sparklers are tha best fireworks compadre

What!!!! Snakes are awesome and so are bees! About the best deal you can get at the fireworks stands!

"Hey, victor check it out, isn't it cool huh?  You wanna try"   C'mon, everybody knows you ain't experienced until you can squeeze a snap/popper between your fingers and hold a smoke bomb the whole time it's smoking.  

"this one time we were having a feast and there was about to be a frybread riot, there was 100 people and only 50 pieces of frybread."

I love that movie! Frybread Power!

"Thomas, you gotta look mean or people won't respect you.  White people will run all over you if you don't look mean.  You gotta look like a warrior!  You gotta look like you just came back from killing a buffalo!  But Victor, our tribe never hunted buffalo we were fishermen?  What! You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't "Dances With Salmon" Thomas!"

 

Velma:   You guys got your passports?
Thomas: Passports?
Velma:   Yeah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin.
Thomas: But... but, it's the United States.
Lucy:      Damn right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations.

I got my passport!

[Pathfinder101]

What movie is that from?

[PlateauNDN]

    There practically neighbors to your step-father, the Coeur d' Alene's, the 2nd funniest Native movie in my book, Smoke Signals.

Thomas, don't you even know how to be a real Indian? How many times have you seen "Dances with Wolves" anyways? 100... 200 times? Oh jesus Thomas, you have seen it that many times?"

[Sportfury]

If Smoke Signals is your number two then what is your number one cuz I think that it is damn funny. My son likes James And Ernie two Navajo comics. He is always teasing me because they make fun of white kids saying dad I know you did that.

[HairTrigger]

What movie is that from?

SMOKE SIGNALS
pathfinder its funny
Plat whats your number one, come on tell us lil horse lol

[Special T]

I'll have to check out smoke signals... Do you guys like westerns? A Mexican buddy of mine is a HUGE Duke fan... His favorite is Cowboys... I really like that western... I'll really have to think on my favorite cause i like so many... Just kinda interestedwhat you think from your point of view. 

[Pathfinder101]

What movie is that from?

SMOKE SIGNALS
pathfinder its funny
Plat whats your number one, come on tell us lil horse lol

I'll have to check it out.  My dad used to love Little Big Man.

[PlateauNDN]

My number 1 all-time favorite Indian Movie is "POW WOW HIGHWAY" 

"Ah, jeez philbert put some pants on!" 

"Hey Pine Ridge, it's that uhway, pow wow.  Philbert we ain't got time for no pow wow we gotta get to Bonney.  Pine Ridge, pow wow."

"That one right there, the brown one.  Oh that piece of Shhh.  Whatcha take for it?  Watcha got?  Takes out a fifth of whiskey, bag of mary jane, some money, some change and a rabbits foot.  Hands him the keys."

"Hey grandmother, I got me a war pony and I'm going on a vision.  Oh yeah your going on a vision, hahahahahaha."

Oh man I love that movie!