What's the worst tasting thing you've eaten?

[whackmaster]

my girlfriends sister 

[Jonathan_S]

Today I saw 7 Mexicans standing around a bin skinning something and smiling and talking to each other. Holly cow it was a porcupine. They used a pruner to cut feet and head off then gutted it and wash it still smiling when they carried it into their cabin. WOW 

Porcupines are actually pretty tasty as long as you avoid the glands.  Not bad on the BBQ.

[Pathfinder101]

Rock Chuck when we were doing survival training a few years ago before I retired from the Army.  Ate a lot of weird stuff in 21 years in the Army, but that was the worst.

[vandeman17]

Tzaztiki sauce makes me want to projectile vomit

[BOWHUNTER45]

my girlfriends sister 

how did your girl friend like that ? 

[Becky]

Tzaztiki sauce makes me want to projectile vomit

I had to google that one, doesn't sound like it's bad.. What was bad about it?

[Becky]

Obviously not the worst, but definitely gag-worthy for me is sweet pickles or miracle whip. Just no, can't stand either. I had some deviled eggs yesterday at a baby shower that were made with sweet pickle relish and I almost lost it, had to sneakily go spit it out before anyone seen lol.

[bowhunterwa87]

You gotta be crazy. Miracle whip is BOMB!!

[Becky]

You gotta be crazy. Miracle whip is BOMB!!

Never! Soooooo gross. Anything that isn't supposed to be sweet that all of a sudden is - just wrong. 

[vandeman17]

Tzaztiki sauce makes me want to projectile vomit

I had to google that one, doesn't sound like it's bad.. What was bad about it?

No sure what is so bad about it but just thinking about it makes me queasy. I agree that miracle whip is terrible. Just opening the jar and the stagnant fart smell that slaps you in her face is horrible

[TONTO]

Obviously not the worst, but definitely gag-worthy for me is sweet pickles or miracle whip. Just no, can't stand either. I had some deviled eggs yesterday at a baby shower that were made with sweet pickle relish and I almost lost it, had to sneakily go spit it out before anyone seen lol.

 Add Velveeta to that list and you nailed my top three.

 My late step father, an old native Texan, kept lamenting about his Texan Hill country jerky but needed some venison to make some. OK no problem, I gave him some deer and was looking forward to trying it. His recipie turned out to be just salt and peppered meat hung over a clothes line to dry. Obviously the calimate in Texas may have had better results than western Washington. He was so proud of himself when he gave me a sample. The single worst piece of meat I ever put in my mouth, actualy rather blan as far as flavor, but once chewed it instantly doubled in size, it was waxy, and there was absolutely no way to swallow it without chewing on it for an hour or so. Not exactly what I was expecting.

[ghosthunter]

I drink a lot of diet Pepsi. No coffe,water,just diet Pepsi.
Turkey hunting threeyears ago I left half a bottle of pepsi in the cook shack went to bed.

Got up early next am and fired up the cook shack. Not awake yet I reached for my Pepsi bottle and shrugged it down.

Holy mother of god, I started puking and chocking on the thick gritty liquid.
My hunting partner came running. Than busted into tears laughing.

I had picked up and chugged the Pepsi bottle that had been spitting his chew in the night before.

Still makes me sick to tell the story.

[bowhunterwa87]

Oh no!! I've done similar with beer cans at a buddy's house... Soooo gross

[Simcoe hunter]

Crickets.  I made 20 bucks though. 

[Pathfinder101]

I drink a lot of diet Pepsi. No coffe,water,just diet Pepsi.
Turkey hunting threeyears ago I left half a bottle of pepsi in the cook shack went to bed.

Got up early next am and fired up the cook shack. Not awake yet I reached for my Pepsi bottle and shrugged it down.

Holy mother of god, I started puking and chocking on the thick gritty liquid.
My hunting partner came running. Than busted into tears laughing.

I had picked up and chugged the Pepsi bottle that had been spitting his chew in the night before.

Still makes me sick to tell the story.

When I was an Army Ranger this was a pretty common occurance.  We all dipped, and spit cups/bottles/cans were pretty common.  I think I got so good at avoiding them that I could "feel" the dip sliding down the beer can before it hit my mouth and recover.  Or at least hold my breath.