And the gun has sounded !!!!

[cryder]

Well there off !!! Off to prolly Mars ! Well we got our first deterant of the season already ! Smokey the bear has announced the first blowing of the perverbial mother nature's nose , trees n stuff are ablaze by oriville and the elk are running for there lives , gaurenteed one of those Sparks is landing right at the of rimrock in about a month , and summer will be nothing but a big cough session , and I'm selling my ski boat 😝😜😛

[KFhunter]

https://www.khq.com/news/fire-burning-near-oroville-grows-to-acres-air-resources-dispatched/article_11ecd82e-9de0-11e9-85fb-53f740bd4db8.html

[Lucky1]

Good luck with the sale. I will pray for rain!

[cryder]

I'll use the money from the boat sale to take a firefighters course , to I'm prove my chances of predicting Wich way the fire will burn , as to Wich way the critters will run , so maybe I can get a look at a 40 mile a hour elk passing , it will be like putting a arrow in a flying goose ! Yep I'm already on my way to the walk of shame to the hick behind the counter that's been train in the art of encourageing me into a multi area raffle to get one chance in 15 thousand , to be able to get into the lottery of 40 mile a hour elk , located somewhere near Moses lake cuz that will be the only place not burning by seasons start , but that's fine cuz all I'm doing this year is keeping the beer cold and my pooch smilen , while friends of mine March through the hiway to hell in search of a passing cow or something that resembles a saint Bernard ( spike ) but I no this year won't be as sad as last,,,,, it never could be , but I will be out there , yep ! Flipping off the Jeep club brain dead pickle brains they call a club , jeeeze shut up and go to bed !

[cryder]

Or better yet ! We will camp way up there where the exspet hunters go , u no where the roads end and hike another ten hills , ya ! Where the Jeep club wagon trains to where the road ends the hey ! Look at me do stuff begins and medical staff and injuies start ! Ya ! That same place the binge drinking continues and heart flight shows up to rescue any body worth saveing , only to leave flat tires , smoldering fire pits , can bottles , and all the tee shirts they ripped off themselves to show each other there six pack , but it's all part of the circus we call hunting in the year 2020 , but don't forget that Christian Rock show , it starts around 11 pm , and if it gets dry enuff up there those generators will light the freeway of elk over the hill with there own brand of fireworks , so entertaining out  there around midnight , the only thing missing is a real midnight buggle ,and some dam peace n quiet ! Turn off your dam open headers will ya !  O. K. Whew ! I'm done ! But get out  there ,,, I will , for the best comedy show this side of Naches !

[JakeLand]

Happy 4th of July Cryder !!!!

[Timberstalker]

PERZACKLY!!!!!

Glad you’re still contributing, Cryder!

[elkrack]

Happy birthday Merica! It’s been a while my fellow rimrock hunting friend

[snake]

*correction- christian rock show starts at 10pm

[Mr Mykiss]

Yeah buddy!! What kinda ski boat? Does it come with tubes? Or a 150# thrust trolling motor for maybe fishing? And rod holders maybe? Or does it have one of those bladders for surfing da wake?
Happy 4th sir!!

[cryder]

I don't no where we are setting up this year , cuz folks are trying to change things up a bit , we wouldn't be doing that if I was still gunna go foredgeing , but I don't care where , I'll pass that along so maybe some of you that are part of that circus can come by and submit your paperwork to apply for a parking spot near where I'm at , thinking of bringing benches instead of chairs , that way it's easier to support each other during the hillariouse meadiocrity , that for sure will be entertaining , always look forward to the shocking , surprizeing , out of thin air the appearance of the woodsy clever creep in green clothes , badges , guns , bonnocculars , fashionable hat , and more hidden wismic questions , to put yourself behind bars than a pesrson can keep up with , just pick a word from the foghorn Leghorn comic to answer every question they ask , and hopefully they won't find reason to feel threatened and epmty all clips before continueing the questioning , that will surely end in a compleat tear down of your house in Spoklahoma , because , hey man , after all your we're in the woods trying to have a good time , and all the fees ,taxes ,and costs isn't nearly enuff to afford all that green atire , and that government issue monster truck .

[PlateauNDN]

  another epic post.

[Magnum_Willys]

Good Luck Cryder! Think that wuz you I saw on that youtube video behind your boat on an innertube with a non-alcoholic Billy Beer in one hand and a 1964 Outdoor life magazine in the other....?

[HUNTINCOUPLE]

another epic post.

Very epic indeed sir.

[cryder]

National Geographic , but eeeyyyuuuppp.  !!! I'm 62 years old and still water ski as often as I can find a driver , I'm experimenting with the remote control to my r.c. monster truck , but I can get this steering with my touge down to useable limits