You might be an elk hunting addict if........

[nwwanderer]

if a new baby traveled for a elk hunt at age two days

[NW SURVEYOR]

If you bid survey projects (Or other types of work) at cost or lower so that you can scout the area.

[MAVsled]

in this day & age of recent non-resident tag restrictions, you keep applying for archery bull tag as NR DIY year after year in multiple states and not draw for going on 13 years now...

got my last taste in NMex 15 years ago. Previously a rifle hunt in CO unit 61 some 30 years ago.
now 13 years applying AZ, UT, NM, CO-61 without a hit.

very expensive habit.

[bracer40]

You carry a bugle tube in your car for practice sessions!

[blackveltbowhunter]

You take a shed for your comfort animal when your wife is in labor..... You picked up the shed before you left to the hospital.

You can't remember your own birthday,  but can name the date, location, time, event, weather conditions, barometric pressure, moon phase,  hillside, GPS coordinates, who was present, what weapon you used, how far the shot was, and what underwear you had on for every elk you have ever harvested. And double for the misses.

[WapitiTalk1]

You take a shed for your comfort animal when your wife is in labor..... You picked up the shed before you left to the hospital.

You can't remember your own birthday,  but can name the date, location, time, event, weather conditions, barometric pressure, moon phase,  hillside, GPS coordinates, who was present, what weapon you used, how far the shot was, and what underwear you had on for every elk you have ever harvested. And double for the misses.

  but true 

[Old Man Yager]

When you are feeling frisky, and you tell her you are in the Rut

[Alchase]

When you are feeling frisky, and you tell her you are in the Rut

Just do not pee all over yourself before a night with your lady, I have heard they do not not like that, most don't anyway.