To the Green Crow bike thieves... WARNING HUNTERS

[saylean]

Just a warning to the Monroe Bear hunters, there is a couple of guys on dirt bikes that like to try to break into vehicles.

To the inept bike thieves (two boys on dirt bikes at 3 pm, Green Crow property):

Today (sunday april 26th) you tried pathetically to break into my rig.

You throw like a girl, next time, get a bigger rock you pansies.

Also, a thought...it might be better to break into (or try to) vehicles that are NOT owned by heavily armed people.

If you wanted my Chips Ahoy, all you had to do was ask.

Cheers,

Douglas~

Other than that, it was a good day. I am starting to pattern this bear a bit...or at least I think I am.

[stumprat]

DIRTY *censored*S!!!!!!!! No sympathy for a thief here. Hope you can tip that bear over and make up for your damage.

[jackelope]

the *censored*s are not smart enough to know they are breaking into someone's vehicle who is carrying guns...it's a problem up that way, especially for fishermen on the river.
almost better to take everything out of your car and leave the doors unlocked, but then they'll steal your seats.

[robb92]

DIRTY *censored*S!!!!!!!! No sympathy for a thief here. Hope you can tip that bear over and make up for your damage.

 

[littlebuf]

park in the same spot leave a real expensive something on the seat and set a bear trap by the doors of you rig. the problem should solve it self 

[Sideswipe]

Well it ain't right for sure.  I only hope their brain development catches up w/the rest of their body before they incur the wrath they deserve-kinda like a young Lab re:the brain development.  Having taught high school auto mechanics for 35 yrs I can sympathize w/what Mark Twain said about teen agers.  "When they turn 12 put them in a barrel & feed them thru the bung hole.  When they turn about 15, plug up the bung hole." (very loosely transulated).

Up above the N Skagit area last Spring Bear season, I saw a CAT road grader that had all the windows smashed out.  There were mtr cycle tracks all around the grader.  The rider had smashed all the windows except one which he was too stupid or too weak to bust.  I spoke to the DNR operator & he said it was a normal occurance. Again, wish their brain development would keep up w/their body ( course I could tell you a couple of stories about a young, stupid, Sideswipe but that would be self-incriminating eh?).

[arees]

That is bad news on the thieves.  What a bunch of pricks.  I hope they don't drive you out of a good area.

[Bama76]

Little less drastic than bear traps, but it will sting.  Spray your door handle with pepper spray or bear spray.  When they screw up and wipe their nose or rub their eyes LOOOK OUT!

Just remember to flush it off before you get back in. 

We use to play these tricks on each other when I was I Sheriff's Deputy.

[rasbo]

consider them prey..

[ICEMAN]

Man that pisses me off.

Do you guys thing there would be any value with a reminder taped to the window....something like....; 

Beware  of  armed  owner nearby.
Probably watching you right now.

[Skyvalhunter]

Or this note, "Your currently in my sights"

[jackelope]

"you just came within my effective range."

[BULLBLASTER]

might have to go on a *censored*head hunting trip one time, park there and hunt from the brush about 50 yards from the rig!!! get the sorry bastrds... with a camera of course, trail camera could be good, set it when you leave. i will soon have one on my garage, too many handprints on my truck windows the morning after i wash it.

[saylean]

If i sprayed my truck, I would probably get nailed for baiting with scent...

They didnt scare me off of the area though Arees...im too close!

ICEMAN, I already kind of had a sign in the window, at least saying I was bear hunting, which was required by Green Crow.

But it didnt say I was close by....even though I was.

[Jeremy S]

You must be pretty level-headed because If I saw them messing with my rig I'd let them know.