Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday

[h20hunter]

Look, I'm a great and powerful hunter. In all my 5 years of big game hunting I have killed one deer. Yes, it was a doe, but she was cagey. I have never hunted bear but will be going out Sunday. How can I guarantee this? Simple: Superiour tactics and knowledge of my prey. Here are a few of my tools.

[BIGINNER]

umm....  is it legal to use yourself as bait?   

[h20hunter]

Hey now, I never said anything about baiting. i am just interested in personal hygiene and smelling my best!

[Alchase]

I don't know if you will get a bear or not.....but I just might follow you anywhere, I love bacon 

[wastickslinger]

This should produce a great Seattle times headline Monday.    It will draw some attention away from the Yellowstone attacks.

[runamuk]

I don't know if you will get a bear or not.....but I just might follow you anywhere, I love bacon 

poor guy wont see a single bear but will have a whole lineup of hunters following him around 


mmmmm bacon

[DBZona]

Now, if I hunt over your corpse after you've been mauled to death, is that considered baiting?  

[h20hunter]

Oh hell, forgot about my favorite snack to keep me busy while on the hunt: bacon gum!

[Woodchuck]

where will you bear hunting again, i may set up a little downwind from you  that is some good hygeine equpment you have there

[wabow]

I may order all that stuff for the neighbor kid and take him with me this year.

Wabow

[NRA4LIFE]

They sell chocolate covered bacon at World Market.  My wife bought some but I'm kind of afraid to try it.

[Big10gauge]

Don't forget to drink this the nite before. A few big burps in the morning should work.

[backwoods_boy]

 

[BIGINNER]

don't forget the shoes

[backwoods_boy]