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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #45 on: August 03, 2010, 12:32:59 PM »
Ah the bacon induced man crush bromance...we have all been there.  Dont try to deny it.    :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #46 on: August 03, 2010, 12:48:06 PM »
Sandy,

Please, I have mentioned that it simply isn't going to work between us. I am glad you did not try and track me down during opening day. As suspected the combination of bacon products resulted in a late start to the day. See, my wife loves the bacon. As I geared up for the day she was simply too attracted to the bacon soap.

As I began my day I parked near my walk in gate and no sooner had a slung my manly (.308, oh, yeah, its a leveraction) rifle upon my shoulder I noticed the neighbor lady checking me out through her window. She was look'n mighty good in her moo moo as you can imagine, but I had a bear to kill. (Chest thumping)

As surmised in earlier posts throughout the day other hunters were seemingly attracted to me. They felt the need to wow me with stories of past animals killed, trophys held high, and women bedded. It must have been my overwhelming scent of bacon. Could it have been my bacon breath? Maybe my naturally scented honey body wash or shampoo? Who knows.

What I do know is that if the average man was drawn to me like a scud missle you would have not had a chance. I pray that you never cross my path with out hunting because when I get on the trail I am like Kevin Costner in "Dances With Wolves" x "Roadhouse" x "Dirty Dancing".

It may be fun......but it may not be to pretty.

Smell me next time,
H20Hunter

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akaaa Wanna Be Elk Destroyer

Oh my GOD!  Did you send this to Penthouse Forum yet?  That is SOOOOOO HOT!!! :drool:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #47 on: August 03, 2010, 12:56:04 PM »
Lifetime subscriber to Penthouse Forum......love 'em for in the field reading. However, not recommended for tree stands. Trust me.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #48 on: August 03, 2010, 12:57:27 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2010, 01:01:07 PM »
Dear h20hunter...step away from the keyboard,get hold of yourself man!!!OMG I hear a closet door creaking...I will never be able to eat bacon again after this post..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2010, 01:07:44 PM »
OMG I hear a closet door creaking...I will never be able to eat bacon again after this post..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:
:o I hear someones backdoor creaking.....
RMEF

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2010, 01:08:11 PM »
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2010, 01:13:15 PM »
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:

 :yike: :yike:

he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier  :o :o

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2010, 01:15:33 PM »
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
damn,cant say ham,sausage,bacon,cream of wheat is out,quaker oats?,nope, trix nope,honey nut cheerios nope.thats it Im sleeping till noon and just eating lunch :chuckle:

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2010, 01:17:11 PM »
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:

 :yike: :yike:

he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier  :o :o
what....you didnt like the grope I mean group shower

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2010, 01:20:33 PM »
It must be getting closer to hunting season or should I say to far from last season.  The hunters are turning wako!

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2010, 01:21:21 PM »
..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:
damn,cant say ham,sausage,bacon,cream of wheat is out,quaker oats?,nope, trix nope,honey nut cheerios nope.thats it Im sleeping till noon and just eating lunch :chuckle:

damn breakfast seems to be ruined huh  :rolleyes: how about brunch  :dunno: except the whole name brunch sounds sort of ...well....and honestly sausage is better than bacon ;)

..I'm a sausage man now :chuckle: :chuckle:

Uh...Rasbo...?  Care to revise that statement...? :yike:

 :yike: :yike:

he probably doesn't did you see the pics he posted earlier  :o :o
what....you didnt like the grope I mean group shower

ummm not sure just how I feel seeing that....it leaves me sort of confused :o

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2010, 01:41:31 PM »
SAUSAGE BETTER THAN BACON!!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!! NO, I DO NOT HAVE A "TONE" RIGHT NOW, I AM JUST MAKING A POINT THAT YOU ARE INSANE!!

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2010, 02:08:39 PM »
SAUSAGE BETTER THAN BACON!!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!! NO, I DO NOT HAVE A "TONE" RIGHT NOW, I AM JUST MAKING A POINT THAT YOU ARE INSANE!!
probably symptoms from the pole smoking......
RMEF

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Re: Why I can guarantee a bear Sunday
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2010, 02:11:22 PM »
well I think I like sausage better, and I like bacon, but so many more flavors and types of sausages  :dunno:

 


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