Hen Squealers

[yelp]

Watch out turkeys here we come.

Was there a lisp when you said that..That's how I here it..Look at Jr.'s shirt all that drooling!  LMAO ...

[Turkeyman]

Im sure they sit on the front porch and play the bango after the big kill... JR is soooo pretyyy

[Turkeyman]

Squeal on that call JR there getting away..

[runamuk]

OMG I have seen the future  ...my son is a crazed turkey hunter wanna be I have a feeling this is what I get to look forward to.... this is year 3 for him and he says this is his year  its his gig he hunts turkey ... now if he kills one finally after calling it in himself well gonna be a heck of a day for sure...but really do we need another call to be practiced in the house 

[Wacenturion]

As Yelp grew, the squealer effects could still be seen at age three.  Medical folks back then referred to the condition as Squealieupus, considered a rare disorder.  Today however the medical term would probably mistakenly call him a crack baby.  Clinically they would be more correct to call it a yelp baby, or more commonly referred to as a yelper, which is similar to a flipper.....which is another disorder Yelp suffers from.....but that's whole nother story.

[jackelope]

Is there a cougar squealer for the older hens?

[yelp]

Is there a cougar squealer for the older hens?

[yelp]

I went over to Wacenturian's house..well all I will say is "Don't squeal to hard..it can have negative side effects".. Phew  Time for a change!   

[carpsniperg2]

  

[yelp]

LOL   

[Wacenturion]

LOL   

You're losing it Yelp...you're now laughing at your own jokes.........

[Wacenturion]

At age 5 , Yelp's appearance began to change and took on additional characteristics of Squealieupus, or commonly referred to as "Pig Face, Hog Face, Sow Face, Pork Face and others.  Classmates make fun of him and called him "Pig Boy".  He would squeal at them as to say...'stick and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me".  Only trouble is his classmates could not understand his pig Latin as it sounded like a pig being castrated.  They just continued to tease him.  These experiences would eventually lead to negative personality traits later in life.




At age 13, Yelp entered puberty and his looks reverted back to a more humanoid appearance.  He was strangely attracted to the Banjo, playing hour after hour, trying to duplicate squealer music.  He seemed withdrawn and inward.  Puberty had his hormones in flux, and he knew he was changing.  It was at this age he began his turkey guiding service.  Many hired him...few returned.  Those that did never came back.  It was said that the squealing noises from his guided blind was unbearable to listen to, as they were exceeding loud and painful.  Never did call any birds in.  



The only time local folks can remember him smiling is when he returned from a hunt. 




      

[yelp]

I am not going to use any squealers this year..to many side effects.  LOL  Wacenturian when you get over to camp..we are gonna have a serious discussion about this Squealer stuff. LOL..   Change your diaper  yet?  LMAO.   

[Wacenturion]

I am not going to use any squealers this year..to many side effects.  LOL  Wacenturian when you get over to camp..we are gonna have a serious discussion about this Squealer stuff. LOL..   Change your diaper  yet?  LMAO.   

It "Depends"......why do you want to know...

[yelp]

I am not going to use any squealers this year..to many side effects.  LOL  Wacenturian when you get over to camp..we are gonna have a serious discussion about this Squealer stuff. LOL..   Change your diaper  yet?  LMAO.   

It "Depends"......why do you want to know...