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Elmer Fudded 870
« on: February 08, 2011, 02:09:09 PM »
I thought I would share this with you guys and gals. My brother did this to my dads 870 when we were kids. I remembered this while observing the hunter ed with my son last night and they were going through the barrel obstructions and wrong ammo part of their class. I told the instructor about this piece of my dads gun and he indicated he would love to see it! So tonight I'm going to take it to the class and go one step further and donate it to his class for other students to see up close.
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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 02:16:29 PM »
 :yike: Was he okay?
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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 02:18:50 PM »
Yeah till dad got ahold of him  :chuckle: :spank_butt: :spank_butt: :spank_butt:
I found him after he did it, and after I found out he was ok I laughed my ars off! Telling him "dads going to kick your A$$"  :chuckle:
Granted the ability to cause a A nuclear explosion that produces a rapid release of energy from a higher power resulting in the sudden and catastrophic demise of a thread.

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Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2011, 03:20:57 PM »
Well this really got the kids attention  :chuckle: which i what I hoped it would do! and the instructors were happy to have it.
Granted the ability to cause a A nuclear explosion that produces a rapid release of energy from a higher power resulting in the sudden and catastrophic demise of a thread.

Confucius say:
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2011, 03:29:40 PM »
How did that happen?
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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2011, 03:47:39 PM »
Wow, glad your bro was OK, at least till your Dad got ahold of him!  Yes, please do tell how this happened.
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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2011, 03:54:38 PM »
dont we all have brothers that like to do that, holy chit man, well its good info for the young hunters and the old
my grandpa always said "if it aint broke dont fix it"

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Re: Elmer Fudded 870
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 04:09:11 PM »
That was a result of getting mudd in the end of the barrel! When we were kids we hunted scootney res. and we had to walk from the blind to the channel to get a ride across to the truck and I told my brother to go down about 100 yrds and we would jump it! I think that after we seperated he stumbled and stuck the barrel in the mud and then shot at a duck when it jumped. He was ok and the lesson was learned even though he don't hunt anymore. I was happy to give to the right people for others to see.
Granted the ability to cause a A nuclear explosion that produces a rapid release of energy from a higher power resulting in the sudden and catastrophic demise of a thread.

Confucius say:
A crowded elevator smells different to a midget!
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers!
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 


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