
You are going to call the Forest Service Office and ask about a beeping noise that chased you around in the woods? Excuse me?
Why don't you inform them that your name is Darryl, you were also picked up by a flying saucer, got probed up your "vent" and was later deposited in front of a 7-11.

Sorry....I just can't imagine what they are going to say to you about the noise...