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Offline xsf1

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Looking for a new partner
« on: March 28, 2012, 10:35:21 AM »
Must be nice, easy going, 18 to 28 years old, doesent really have to like to hunt just able to cook. less that 140 lbs, and 5 ft 10 inches tall... oh and must be a single woman.

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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2012, 10:36:49 AM »
Welcome to huntharmony  :dunno: I think you better tighten your belt on this one  :con:
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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2012, 10:52:45 AM »
Must be nice, easy going, 18 to 28 years old, doesent really have to like to hunt just able to cook. less that 140 lbs, and 5 ft 10 inches tall... oh and must be a single woman.

 :chuckle:

you have no idea what you're asking for!!  here... this might help explain   :chuckle:  :chuckle:

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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2012, 10:56:16 AM »
LOL awesome
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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 11:36:08 AM »
you should make your standards higher or just stay single lol must  love to hunt and fish and doesnt like to text on her phone all day, if you just want someone to clean and cook you can pay for that which is probably cheaper than  a girlfriend anyway

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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2012, 06:43:26 PM »
 :chuckle: :chuckle: :chuckle:  Good luck!
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Re: Looking for a new partner
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2012, 02:37:26 PM »
I've got just the gurl.........I just showed her your post and BOY did she get excited.......So she'll probably PM you. She keeps talking about tying a young stud up in a tent........ Anyway, shes very attractive except that they just can't seem to remove all the facial hair that usually quits growing after a sex change.......Let me know how it was.
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